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Chongalulu

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  1. Perhaps his behaviour was accounted for by having too many "wisdom" teeth removed...?
  2. You mean like "heaven" or 72 virgins? Surely not!
  3. Ah that’s the Maths section in the Pisa educational tables
  4. Listen to a lot Morrisey and the Smiths "heaven knows I’m miserable now. Music They listen to a lot of Morrisey. 😜
  5. In further developments,he’s challenged that Belgium mixed martial arts geezer on here recently to a rumble. "I’ll have him! hic 🥴…"he was heard to slur…
  6. What a load.......... And where do you come from........? 🤔 He’s one of them foreigners from Canvey Island- you know,where you’re considered overdressed if having more than one ear! 😜
  7. Make up your mind - you want to lock him up or take him out on a day trip!
  8. Pathetically unoriginal and thought free trope already done by an equally dim individual earlier. Congratulations!
  9. Basically,he’s won. Lived a fine life totally free for decades and now when he’s likely only got a couple of years left at an age when he just wants to sit around anyway ,returns to an effective care home -all meals,medical and bed provided- to gently see himself out. Who’d swap that for a long prison stretch in middle age..?
  10. Yes,let’s shift all those assaults and accidents to before midnight when it’s much more convenient to deal with….
  11. I wonder how many are spending those on "designer vaginas"…? I must look into it…!😚
  12. I was once getting passionate in my car with a young lady when she softly moaned "kiss me where it’s smelly ". I told her it was far too late to drive to Canvey island….
  13. C'mon you’d love a go on those if offered ! 😘
  14. I simply went to my bank and transferred a large sum to the dealer's account and brought the receipt to the dealership. They can check deposit online too
  15. Hey mystic Meg, what are the winning lottery numbers next week?
  16. Did someone carelessly leave a plastic carrier bag at his cell door? Joe's driven his last drive. Sing along now "You’ve got a fast car" 🎶
  17. Muslim is not a race. So you've immediately shot yourself in the foot from the start. Now to educate yourself further Google the orientation of the majority of terrorist incidents in the West. Feeling chastened now?
  18. You might as well have been born yesterday given your lack of understanding of statistics.
  19. It's far too old to be picking fights with much younger men. He will know that now when he awakens
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