Bundooman

'Owl' is not reading the post and understanding the meaning. Now you've let the cat out of the bag, all English reading Russians will be swarming to.........: "Isaan: There's no better place to live in the world!" They're gonna love you down in Isaan, Owl - haha.

Wait till you go to Immigration and wait there for a few hours in their seats. It will cure your laziness, maybe. Good luck - my wife cuts mine, Has done for years. Hair cutters are good quality, easily available and cheap. A no. 3, followed by No. 2 and lastly No.1 trimming tools around the ears and I'm done. And it's free. You should try it - You can even do it yourself - unless your laziness affects that as well ....................

and who, exactly, is going to question his age in a bar? He is a foreigner.

Wow! Good to see you've got your priorities right!

Very confused over this story...... Who is what and who is fergaseterming who - a threesome seems to be the best solution - or is there a 4-some?

Start worrying when the rash and itch appears. Change your habits.

99.99999999999% of Thai nationals have absolutely no idea what a pipefish is - neither does the government, the police or most of the people in the world. Thai scam!

That could work quite well around the world - great idea!

To be honest, my sympathy is with the elephants.

'Hands on' for gripping the old todger to accurately engage target, followed by 'hands on' to the butt for stabilisation and power thrusts?

I too am a Brit. I wholeheartedly agree with your post. Shameful - throw the book at him.

Well! There you go then. The perfect answer, Well-meaning people to shut up! Better that than Edmund Burke's: - 'The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil, is for good people to do nothing'

Which implies that you are saying, "Be a man - like me, I can take it - I'm tough............ from your armchair!

The police should threaten to charge him with a double murder unless he releases details of the girls whereabouts. also, it's only his word that the 2 teenagers were involved in drug smuggling. Did they have a history in taking or dealing drugs?

So would you be too - if you upset the army!

But on your terms, naturally - not the terms of the general population who have to suffer through the lack of self-control by druggies, eh?

You cannot have either a short or long answer to something you cannot know about, as you are alive.

Where I live just outside CM, nearly every grocery store sells alcohol by the glass or whatever to the locals. At the weekends, some of them, men and women, sit, drink and watch TV - Thai boxing on Sundays. It is a common activity and the authorities turn a blind eye to it. Over the last 18 years, I've seen it everywhere. I doubt very much if any of them have a license.

Thai people will decide when they will stop wearing masks, not you or 'Thai officials'. Many people in Thailand wear masks for a variety of reasons, irrespective of those highly informative, so-called intelligent westerners who Poo-poo Thai people for wearing them. Their reasons include: allergies, (of which my wife suffers from), traffic pollution, the current problem of polluted air due to crop stubble burning, protecting themselves and others from colds, flu, etc., or even 'B.O'. (foreigners and bad breath. Leave them alone - they're doing you no harm. Or do you feel guilty............

Best post of the decade!

Trivial and facetious comment.

The usual vitriol regarding 'Brit behaviour' is absent.....................

Not to mention the recent RTN Assault ship recently received and the new, 2nd hand Chinese subs that will now have 'other' engines. Toys for the boys indeed!

The more you say it, the more I believe you. Thailand has not had submarines for around 50 years or more. Who will train them? Who in the Thai navy can speak either English or Chinese competently enough to learn just from those sources? Would you want to dive with these guys? Even if they managed to accomplish the maintenance? In a Chinese made vessel with a fake engine?

The Indian navy would annihilate them.