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When I bought my first house here I found that I couldn't isolate the supply to the aircon in the main bedroom, and luckily enough I didn't get a shock because I tested it and even though I had switched everything off at the distribution board, the thing was still live – – then I found out why. It was wired directly from the supply coming from the pole outside the house before it even reached the distribution board, so it was never able to be isolated, which I soon remedied, being a qualified sparky like you. None of the socket outlets in the kitchen were earthed, hence the reason my girlfriend was getting shocks from the oven, so after much inspection and testing I ran a separate earth and sunk an earthing rod outside the house, and ran an earth wire to all of the socket outlets from there (amongst other things) and that fixed it. When I bought a second house to do up and sell, I encountered exactly the same stuff as you have and had to remedy that before I sold the place. I was absolutely amazed at the state of the wiring in many of the places here, and still occasionally come across this when I'm asked to do a favour for someone because "something in their house isn't working properly". Amazing Thailand!
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Jeremy Clarkson says he is 'horrified' over Meghan column
xylophone replied to Scott's topic in World News
Agree with you on that and although the late Queen was, IMO, an admirable person, Prince Philip was a racist bigot and the whole family has outlived its usefulness, and as for Charles becoming King, well this was in my local paper and I totally agree with it: – "King Charles' pen tantrums expose him as an overindulged man-child....... There is no escaping that the new King is a man who has been waited on hand and foot his entire life. But a new video showing the King having – another – tantrum while on the job raises the question, is he something of an overindulged man-child?". In fact I would call him a silly old duffer and that's being kind. Back on track, I think Meghan has cunningly snaffled herself a Prince who is too silly to understand what she's all about, but on the downside, she didn't realise what she had let herself in for........... Som nam na Meghan. -
Just Fox News interpreting Biden's comments the way that they want them to sound for their MAGA Kool Aid drinkers. A big NothingBurger.................
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
xylophone replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
xylophone replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Seems like a nice boy!! -
What Movies or TV shows are you watching (2022)
xylophone replied to CharlieH's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Started to watch this one and got about 35 minutes into it I decided it wasn't for me. It's not that things like blood and gore put me off, but I like a movie with some sort of plot in it and this one just didn't appeal. I must be getting choosy in my old age, however I think I've always been like that as I have never watched a DC Comic movie, or the Mortal Combat types, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Incredible Hulk type movies, but would include movies like The Shawshank Redemption, Castaway, The Big Short, Apocalypse Now, Tombstone, Live by Night, The Martian, Prometheus, The Railwayman, Shooter and so on amongst many of my favourites, but Bones and All just didn't do it for me. -
What Movies or TV shows are you watching (2022)
xylophone replied to CharlieH's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Needed a bit of cheering up as I'd had a large molar extracted a couple of days ago and it was giving me some stick, still!! So I looked in my "catalogue" and decided on a light-hearted bit of Kiwiana, a movie called "Hunt for the Wilderpeople" which stars Sam Neill and really does show one slice of Kiwi life, as well as the humour which abounds throughout NZ (most of the time anyway). Doesn't take itself seriously and has a few chuckles and it, and if you haven't seen it, then it is well worth a look. -
Certainly not judging by his mental capacity and previous examples, however what will be interesting is to see how his fervent supporters on AN will respond to this absolute joke, and the parody is that in all of his NFT cards, he portrays himself to be a muscular, even normal, human being or superman, when the truth is out there for all to see that he is an overweight, draft dodging slob. Their reaction will depend upon how much Kool-Aid they have forced down their gullets, and how far down the rabbit hole they've been, notwithstanding how bright they are. I don't suppose it occurs to them how stupid it makes him look, and just what he will do to scam his "followers" in order to get some money. Both disgusting and disturbing IMO.
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The Bruce Springsteen song, "Born in the USA" has the words....... "kill the yellow man" in reference to the Vietnam war I believe, so I would suppose that will be next. So glad I am at the tail end of my life, because this nonsense along with other rubbish going on in the world is only going to get worse, so I won't be here to see it, thank goodness.
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Trump calls for the termination of the Constitution in Truth Social post
xylophone replied to Scott's topic in World News
I also have him (Pattaya Spotter) on ignore. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
xylophone replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache." -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
xylophone replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it's worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Kokey", died peacefully at the age of 83. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in……………and it all went downhill from there. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
xylophone replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The Japanese government thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out after the tsunami. They said they were delicious! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
xylophone replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Dear Sir On behalf of Channel 4 may I thank you for the application you have provided for your wife to appear on our forthcoming 'Reality Show' and also for the charming photograph you enclosed with the application letter. Whilst agreeing that she would no doubt make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would take this opportunity to advise you that the correct title of the new series is actually "Fact Hunt". Kind regards Channel 4 -
What Movies or TV shows are you watching (2022)
xylophone replied to CharlieH's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
I scoured the BBC iPlayer movie section for something "different/new to me" and came across a movie made some 10 years ago, called "Quartet", and it was a delightfully quaint comedy/drama with some well-known stars in it, like Tom Courtenay, Billy Connolly, Maggie Smith and Michael Gambon, amongst others, and it made for a good evening's viewing. -
So pleased to hear that the antibiotic "seems to have done the trick" BuddyPish as I had long-term ciprofloxacin and although it seemed to help initially, I too got tendon pain, and it couldn't cure the prostatitis, but there again that's a different situation to a normal UTI. The main thing is that Rezum seems to have worked for you, and no doubt it will give a lot of cheer to others considering the same procedure, so well done for posting your results. Good man.
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I am at a loss to understand how these anti-VAX/conspiracy theory nut jobs gain traction. Maybe there are more simpleminded people out there than I first realised, including a couple of friends of mine, but now I come to think about it, they were never the "sharpest knives in the drawer" and these types would be ample fodder for the anti-VAX brigade. As I've often said, we spend billions of dollars building hospitals, training medical professionals, surgeons, doctors, specialists, and researching diseases and cures and have been extremely successful in those fields, yet along come these nut jobs with YouTube "type" spiel without real facts, and seem to appeal to these simpleminded ones. Maybe it's something in the water!!!!!!!!!!! (as my mum used to say).
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Never had a problem driving all manner of cars for 58 years and in several countries..........and anyway the owner (not me) of the car put the concrete block in the front because he had experienced the same thing, and it was often mentioned.............. The Hillman Imp, much loved and now over 50 years old https://www.adrianflux.co.uk › cult-classics › hillman-i... The Hillman Imp - the small economy car made by the Rootes Group, ... was if you went above 80 mph the front would lift up and the steering went very loose.
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Ah, so it wasn't my driving!! I borrowed a friends Imp in order to get to a football match, and was running late, so really put my foot down, but a high wind and some bumps in the road occasionally lifted the front of the car off the road, so the steering wheel had no effect whatsoever, and it was a bloody frightening experience. I mentioned it to my friend and he had experienced the same thing, so he put a concrete block in the front compartment (boot) and there it stayed!!
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A large black dog which used to run loose on our small soi, frightened the life out of my 8 yr old Daughter when it "went for her" as she was walking to the house, and she was extremely upset. So I went to see the owner of the house/dog and told her that if it did it again I would kill it. I forgot about it for a few days until it attacked me whilst I was riding my bike, and it also did the same to a friend, so a sausage filled with paracetamol and rat poison did the trick.........and for the record I would not hesitate to do it again.
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What Movies or TV shows are you watching (2022)
xylophone replied to CharlieH's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
I watched an epic movie tonight, one that I consider to be on a par with "Apocalypse Now" and it is called "Jeremiah Johnson" starring amongst others, Robert Redford, and it was made in 1972, and is a two hour long movie, and for those of you have never seen it, you are missing a brilliant, multifaceted movie which is about a man taking to the mountains to live as a trapper, wanting to get away from all that he sees in the US/Mexican war. -
Lady Susan Hussey quits over remarks to charity boss Ngozi Fulani
xylophone replied to Scott's topic in World News
Well I must be getting terribly dim in my old age, because I never considered this thread to be a "racist attack" – – actually I never thought about it that way; more that someone had set someone else up for a fall (some sort of entrapment if you wish) although I have to admit that the upper crust "Lady in Waiting" exhibited all of the charm and wherewithal of a village idiot. -
Lady Susan Hussey quits over remarks to charity boss Ngozi Fulani
xylophone replied to Scott's topic in World News
Anyway, irrespective of all of this, as they say: – "the truth will out". And for the record I have no axe to grind either way. -
Lady Susan Hussey quits over remarks to charity boss Ngozi Fulani
xylophone replied to Scott's topic in World News
I was referring to her name changes as well as her heritage, neither of which appear kosher – – and I can only go by what I have read and there follows a couple of comments: – "She changed her name to sound more “African” and she changed her heritage from the Caribbean into Nigerian, to appear to directly coming from the African continent. Her parents came from the Caribbean to the UK……." "I have a few Nigerian friends and they are absolutely horrified and don’t even want to talk about it. I don't think Marlene could point to Nigeria on a map if you paid her" Anyway, irrespective of all of this, as they say: – "the truth will out". And for the record I have no axe to grind either way.