The man from udon

1 hour ago, wakeupplease said:

My oh My yaba yaba yaba from a bulls rear end, does Thailad? have a place like Broadmore if not it needs a few quick very very quick This is what happens when an uneducated solider gets a bit of power.

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I am Happy sod you lot

My villid Is the same as broadmoor and my wife's the spitting image of Myra hindley with black hair.

So there's a good couple of million baht on a truck.if they had got away with it the police would only have to look for Thai men that were flamingo pink.

if you look at the pic in the headline the smart one is on the right.

if you look at the pic in the headline the smart one is on the right.

I ain't laughed so much in a long time.he really should take up comedy.

2 minutes ago, Eligius said:

No I.Q. chart has yet been devised that goes as low as would be required!

The banana and coconut scale.

I would like to find out what his iq is and I mean the real one,not the one he just makes up.also can he speak any other languages? I bet he wasn't trained at sandhurst uk.

41 minutes ago, 55Jay said:

I'm as biased about English as he is about Thai but being fairly fluent in Spanish and a few other languages to lesser degrees, Thai, which I'm taking classes for now, does strike me as a caveman-esque sort of language. 

It's more like noises than actual words.a cross between gobbledegook and double Dutch with groans,yelps,squeals and errs and half of its back to front.

8 minutes ago, TKDfella said:

Oh but, my Thai friend would say 'The Sun is out so no need to fix the leak'. Ha!

Yes we all know Thais only fix roofs in the rain just like Phuket airport.ive been waiting since July to extend my house and new roof.hopefully we start this Monday fingers crossed.

You must admit it is one good thing to help the not so fortunate.its a pity they didn't come up with more sensible plans like this one....mind you there will only be one person with a router and everyone in the villid sat around their house sharing it.

They didn't do that right.1,600 baht and 1,000 baht in another machine.should of topped up all their friends phones for half price,topped up their own phones and robbed the lot.mind you that would take some thinking and planning which is far in the future.

I just love their numbers that they quote.12,000 shops.thats a 1,000 a month.i doubt if they could open a 1,000 bags of peanuts a month.i try not to be a Thai brasher  but they do ask for it most of the time with their numbers game.also why is it when you get a bill for say 990 baht and you give them a 1,000 baht they get the calculator out.my wife said it's because I'm farang and not trust us.i suspect it's because they are just plain thick.

When it come to how much they spend I would say a little bit of something is worth a lot more than a whole lot of nothing.i keep hearing they are cheap Charlie's but I stay in 4 star hotels all the time and there's plenty of Chinese staying in them.as for buying things here,they probably can buy most things at home that they sell here but a lot cheaper.whats not taken into account is all imported goods are taxed to high heaven and the baht has gone through the roof.thailand ain't cheap for any tourist and even us westerners are tightening our belts.anyway when the 9 million stop coming it will only make thing more expensive as the Thai way is...less customers then just put the price up.i bet the neighbouring countries are laughing their socks off as they will only benefit from thailands messed up policies.

800 bookings down to 300,6 cruise ships down to 1 ship,30% drop in November,how's that come to 7.7% drop.anyway how are they going to cater for the great Chinese surge,they've confiscated all their buses,boats and property and flogged it all off.the Thais should learn that Chinese are not stupid and have helped with the slumping economy.now the tour operators are looking elsewhere.

The time to fix a roof is when the sun is shining (j.f.kennedy) come to think of it your a little ray of sunshine (psimbo).

Just the other day I was commenting on how they want to spend 240 million baht on wifi for the beaches instead of safety around Phuket beaches.must be in the hundreds die each year but entertainment comes first.

Typical Thai answer,these pics were from the old terminal.so everything is ok now.the whole of this country is built with duct tape,silicone sealant and super glue.

2 hours ago, TheFishman1 said:

Wonder how much of that will the flood victims see me think very little. TIT

It'll get them a rubber ring each.

If the army had gone to arrest these scum the may of been dead by now.people keep knocking this military government but all I can see is they are cleaning up the country that is riddled with crime and corruption.

If the army had gone to arrest these scum the may of been dead by now.people keep knocking this military government but all I can see is they are cleaning up the country that is riddled with crime and corruption.

1 hour ago, robblok said:

 

Your right the Thais are getting heavier it will be hard for all the fat farangs to find slim GF's  

Next thing is TAT will order all the bar girls to stick to 500 calories a day as tourism is going down the pan.

All cells to be upgraded 

17 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

white rice and processed mystery meat.

 

sugar and salt.

 

diabetes and cancer.

 

 

Have you noticed how fat the Thais are becoming.its in their genes to eat 24/7 which is ok when they lived on rice and pigs ears but now it's burgers and sugar drinks they are becoming little fatties.the kids are unreal.they only have to put on 3-5 kg and they become obese.

They don't do this sort of thing small time 100+ cheats at 400,000 baht a time.thats 40 million.then times it by how many years this has been going on.could be 10 fold again,meaning 400 million baht.they haven't mentioned his or his families wealth and bank accounts.

17 hours ago, colinneil said:

Hells teeth why tell the tourist hordes about Issan?

I love living here because there are very few tourists,

Beautiful place to live and a lot cheaper living than other areas of Thailand,

Just look what's happened to Karon beach when they let the Chinese in.