Yeah, I see it now.
Trump: Let us buy your country for a lot of money.
Greenland: What benefits will we get?
Trump: a bigly amount. We will drill for oil everywhere. That will repay us what we paid you.
Greenland: That sounds kind of meh.
Trump: We will force you to pay most of your salary for healthcare. No more liberal free healthcare. You will thank us for forcing you to pay, baby, pay.
Greenland: That doesn't sound good.
Trump: What do you mean? Freedom from free healthcare! Your choice of really expensive, grasping, health insurance.
Greenland: I don't know. Any other benefits?
Trump: And the best of all - you're gonna love this - you get to pay through the nose for your kids' education. Yup no more free socialist education. Pay, baby, pay.
Greenland: Let's think about it