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fondue zoo

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  1. If he has coin, this: https://rewalk.com/
  2. I immediately strip to tightey whiteys, stand at attention and sing any national anthem that comes to mind. I rarely know the words so it's basically a lot loud humming and incorrect lyrics. The trick is not to make eye contact with anyone.
  3. Find the Master's Midnight Diner
  4. Humans have thought up some of the dumbest social concepts to exist within that then get applied en masse, even using violence to make it stick. A flawed and gullible breed.
  5. The planet can handle the numbers, the problem is our clever quasi ape brains have sidestepped the natural balance mechanisms that "nature" develops to deal with an uppity species. Perfectly fine for a species to do that if they have the tech and motivation to create a new equilibrium that doesn't screw up everything else. The problem mostly appears to be a lack of motivation on the part of we humans. Blessed be the Tængmo Baby!
  6. My favourite is the paver that looks stable and normal but is in actual fact hiding a small pool of stanky stankwater from a rainstorm 3 days old. Trip the paver trap, foot and flop gets slimed.
  7. Dear Richard, I hope you recall me, you love me single night of passion, now Huey, Dewey, and lil' Louie ask where is father? please call
  8. I like the way it displays 'such and such are typing' when viewing a topic but can we add 'such and such are typing furiously...'
  9. If they don't know you, mostly with indifference.
  10. I can't help but wonder that if the shootings had not been as "visible", happening at a different location, at night, and assuming the family had money, they could of applied the red bull method. But this incident was too public and the family is obviously not connected nor do they have red bull level money.
  11. The graft boners this must be giving them.
  12. What are the procedures in the countries we all come from?
  13. Can't help but think this is more about who pays?
  14. Yarr, this is odd, hardly a peep this time.
  15. They never reply... too busy with the ufos at the moment Anyway, I was -hoping- for a dozen angry and or condescending responses laden with barely veiled racist overtones.
  16. Just curious, how are they viewed logistically speaking, their ability to move and deploy troops en masse, all the materiel of war, that kind of thing? ...assuming they intend to make a move off continent.
  17. Excellent, I just want to find the master in Midnight Diner and have him cook me some nikogori
  18. The next stage in human evolution had to be triggered somehow, just so long as we don't Cronenberg ourselves. I for one am looking forward to being able to hear the thoughts of my dog and having tiger night vision. Mutations baby, it's how it all works, well that and a whole lot of plowin'. yeehaa
  19. love it. Are you like high, all the time? not judging but enquiring minds kind of want to know.
  20. Boring, I was hoping for those steamy boudoir shots that some older couples do to spice things up. 80's style
  21. Sure, but you're not supposed to be holding it in your hand like that and taking the odd bite, sooo
  22. Billionaires, Millionaires everywhere, nary a poor in sight, and this image is just cringe worthy.
  23. I blame hoop rolling, if that had been stopped when they tried to stop it all the world's ills would not have been. And remember when they were blaming D&D for kids jumping of roofs and breaking legs? The dumb asses couldn't master a simple levitate spell and then everyone has to put down their wands? Sure the odd demon summoning went awry but who hasn't had that happen am I right?
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