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fondue zoo

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  1. What about the 1 million plants being distributed across Siam?
  2. Can second this, I'm a sweaty betty by nature, and the single linen shirt I own is cooler and dries faster by comparison.
  3. He knows that's where they filmed his favourite Hangover movie. And that song 'One Night in Bangkok' in '84.
  4. But won't that also increase the risk of "influence" and frowny faces from above. It's a tightrope to be sure.
  5. He's wearing glasses to show that the dirt is only on the surface, he's smartest of them all, and will get the girl, after she betrays him and then u-turn rescues him, everyone else dies. The End.
  6. Get a headline, any headline, now!
  7. chronic halitosis? aww damn I made the mistake of googling male Chasity belts
  8. Didn't he kill a whole lot monkeys before sort of getting this to work?
  9. okayyy, who told Bignok we were in here? heh, just kidding, it's a public forum, who cares. We sure as sh????t aren't solving world hunger in here that's for certain.
  10. train puns.. bad ones, stand by. Let's go for a train ride, it's a freight day for it!
  11. More power to you!
  12. You are literally 30 minutes away from a good time almost anywhere here and you can't manage to keep the dingdong in your pants for a bus trip. <insert sad emoji>
  13. So what's it going to be? Superfluous third nipple or some form of superpower? Sorry everyone, we accidentally activated some "junk" DNA and now you will all self rejuvenate indefinitely, and grow a third nipple.
  14. If you type it they will come. - kevin costco
  15. Wasn't that Thaksin's deal too? With his "squads" or whatever they were called.
  16. It truly is the land where dreams come true. Be everything you imagine yourself to be. From now on I'm a Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire.
  17. Life is a like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. unless it's a cocaine strawberry truffle of course.
  18. You needed all that theatre, Photoshop banners printed, press called, for some kitchen-hands sweating it out in some back alley kitchen for 50 baht a day. Look at how puffed out your chests are, so proud, saving Thailand from the wrong people washing dishes.
  19. We have the technology, we can rebuild him. They made him, better, faster, stronger. He is, the The Six Billion Baht Man
  20. The puppet master is not either of these two, all serve beneath the Table.
  21. “Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.” ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather It's all us, crazy half apes running around being obsessive about what parts of our body to cover, man nipples good, woman nipples bad, side boob under boob good, side penis not good... it goes on and on in the same vein. Endless repetition because we live for an eye blink in the scheme of things, and can't recall last Tuesday let alone what the last bunch did a century ago. I suspect rules give some a sense of improving civilisation, a feeling of permanence in an endlessly changing universe. Whatever I don't know, it's a forum.
  22. yeah what gives, I don't even own a car.. also, why make domestic cars that can go 200KPH, not saying we shouldn't, just asking.
  23. I watched her when she was still allowed on TV, a news commentary show if I recall. They kept copping bans because certain people got butt hurt by their words ????. Hard to say what it is about her, but yum yum. Smart, educated, sassy and kinda hot. Nothing is forever, Thai politics needs brains like hers, no matter what side they're on.
  24. You know how many surnames can be traced back to a profession or trade or what the family ancestor did in life...
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