fondue zoo

We so desperately want to be "special" and just not a part of it All.

Confirmed, not to mention they can now talk and snigger about me in three languages. It's funny when it's accidentally done in English. (I heard that! Remember I'm the one that speaks English dumb dumb! - laughter from other room.)

sooo, they weren't speechless, maybe just out of breath.

When did they enlist the services of Detective Poirot?

oh my, so much to unravel in there. What about?

I have a resting bastard face so I'm good.

ouuo that's a deep cut.

Imagine being an agency with vast electronic surveillance capabilities, able to access almost all transmitted information. It's quite amusing to think about the countries that unintentionally provide entertainment to whoever is listening in.

I already do. My body is a temple. Truth be told if my body needed a locale description it would be more along the lines of "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"

Where do they grow local potatoes in Thailand?

???? WOODSOME CREST - Coming This Summer -

All is well again, that or he's concealing a derringer. <just smile for the camera> And what's that on the sofa?

If it was Lethal Weapon he'd bring it all down, then have a karate fight on the lawn at night with the sprinklers on.

Really Job GammaGlobulin ? Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! Who stretched a measuring line across it? On what were its footings set, or who laid its cornerstone— while the morning stars sang together and all the angels[a] shouted for joy? “Who shut up the sea behind doors when it burst forth from the womb, when I made the clouds its garment and wrapped it in thick darkness, when I fixed limits for it and set its doors and bars in place, when I said, ‘This far you may come and no farther; here is where your proud waves halt’? “Have you ever given orders to the morning, or shown the dawn its place, that it might take the earth by the edges and shake the wicked out of it? Divine Beings are tricky.

Wait what? The TAT guy is now the Labor Minister. "I expect 50 million foreign workers next year." Also, those kebabs need more fixins'

damn it, now I'm a white honky.

Bespoke Democracy

Two paragons of democracy, side by side.

yeah, there is a lot of them.

I'm not googling Gallicism, stop making me learn new things. dammit it, I googled it.

No Meter Has only happened to me once so no comment. They don't care about whatever law you spout. No Change (All of sudden none whatsoever, will turn out pockets to prove it. Literally) No Direction (You know this road? Never say No. If you do your impromptu Taxi Tour of downtown Bangkok will begin.) No Clean (Black mould, body/cigarette odour and missing wheel nuts are included.) I had a driver get out at the lights and tighten the two he had left on one of the wheels. They were stolen I was told. Felt bad for him but that sh????t was hilarious and yes dangerous. It's a sh????tty job, in a sh????tty to drive in city, for sh????tty money. Don't make trouble for them or yourself, walk onto the next.

Like Woody from Toy Story.

Yes, it's when they start calling out "Hey, F????q Face, come over here!" <they really lean into the F's> I'd be more inclined towards annoyance then. However that said, when I alight from my canopied sedan chair in front of the local I always expect and deserve to be addressed with the proper honorific.