I blame hoop rolling, if that had been stopped when they tried to stop it all the world's ills would not have been.
And remember when they were blaming D&D for kids jumping of roofs and breaking legs? The dumb asses couldn't master a simple levitate spell and then everyone has to put down their wands?
Sure the odd demon summoning went awry but who hasn't had that happen am I right?
yeah, humans suck
with the following exceptions: emergency response of all types, nurses and teachers.. and anyone involved with keeping the bogs running
Did one of them keep going back and forth between desk and photocopier for almost the entire time?. copying and stapling, copying and stapling.
I find it funny these days.
Fingers Crossed
super powers or superfluous third nipples
Useless Super Powers
The ability to wear a piece of clothing and foresee the stains it will get in the future. You only see them, you don't know what they are or how they got there.
The ability to know the total number of sloths in the world at any given time.
The ability to detect spiral cut twice smoked ham at any distance.
The ability to read peoples' minds, but only when they're thinking about squirrels.
Well, it's that time again, prepare the copying and pasting of the exact same comments everyone used last year, and the year before that, and before that ad infinitum