fondue zoo

“keep eyes on the star and feet on the ground” oh crap, she thinks she's a Disney Princess

the meatballs are getting closer

please tell me it was like this

and she would of tried so hard for you too

My butt was glorious in jeans for about 3 years, and then it wasn't.

yeah, humans suck with the following exceptions: emergency response of all types, nurses and teachers.. and anyone involved with keeping the bogs running

Is it her birthday today?

Magic to the max, magic is a thing here.

yeah

wait, you need merit and faith now?

I read that hearing an old timey prospector voice.

I have no problem with anyone from anywhere, dumb dumbs took on the cops, now they all get to go home. I just wanted to use this gif

Hit and run got me, I'm all broken! Country song lyric? Book title abut finding and losing Lady Boy love?

Whatever you do, don't agree to the "improvements" they may offer here.

What is this, a submarine for ants??

If he can compel demonkind he can do the law thing. it's science

Did one of them keep going back and forth between desk and photocopier for almost the entire time?. copying and stapling, copying and stapling. I find it funny these days.

All the liquorice it could have been. Also, liquorice not a popular taste here? Difficult to find it in shops.

Fingers Crossed super powers or superfluous third nipples Useless Super Powers The ability to wear a piece of clothing and foresee the stains it will get in the future. You only see them, you don't know what they are or how they got there. The ability to know the total number of sloths in the world at any given time. The ability to detect spiral cut twice smoked ham at any distance. The ability to read peoples' minds, but only when they're thinking about squirrels.

Did you have that bike in a ball thing?

Well, it's that time again, prepare the copying and pasting of the exact same comments everyone used last year, and the year before that, and before that ad infinitum

the Cleveland Samui Steamer ?

Some young TikTok staffer advised him it would make him more "fun" for the younger voters. he still reminds me of Woody

yeah, but the world is always changing. "the only true constant in the universe is change"

feeling like Ishmael here: Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off Go out and hug everyone you meet, oh they will resist your efforts, but you just hug them tighter. One way or another your problem will be solved, get hugged back or a hard kick to the nutz, both outcomes will make you feel differently.