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fondue zoo

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  1. “I'd far rather be happy than right any day." "And are you?" "No. That's where it all falls down, of course." "Pity", said Arthur. "It sounded like rather a good lifestyle otherwise.”
  2. isn't there is one very big card left to play?
  3. I can't claim to be as impressive as all that, but I am really really ridiculously good looking... so I get by. Well that and the rumour I started about only "looking" like a down and out hobo clown, but that I'm actually secret wealthy millionaire Hollywood director.
  4. You're having a bad time, it's getting you down, we get it. It is however a forum so things can get a tad barbed in tone. Try a Reset Whenever a taxi driver attempts to take me on a 3 hour tour of the best road in Bangkok instead of my normal 5 minute journey, I fight down the urge to strangle the living sh????t out them.. Instead when I can, I drive to my ancient aunty in-laws farm to clear weeds and help with anything overgrown for the day. Sure, it's exhausting, hot and you get laughed at a lot by the relatives and neighbours but there is something to be said for physical labour to clear mind and body. The body clearing part is from the overdoing it in the sun and somehow getting diarrhea from heat exposure. Stay hydrated people. - the number of times I get scammed by taxi drivers ensures the fields remain clear for most of the year. bastards -
  5. Would it be considered bad form if I was to make a "I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." comment.
  6. if a certain event takes place prior to everything being settled will it mean another 12 months of delay out of respect?
  7. The concept has been around for decades.. apparently British statesman Winston Churchill wrote: "We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts separately under a suitable medium."
  8. There is a quahog clam that is allegedly 500+ ...a clam
  9. How else is a person to cool down after a night of debauchery and shenanigans, "bangin everything that moves takes it out of you" as I was told once. Also, we're here for not even an eye blink compared to some other flora and fauna on earth. There are stupid tortoises that are already older than us and will still be eating lettuce long after we're gone, jelly fish too. Trees live longer, some fish and clams too. Humans are not even may fly's when it's put into perspective. Enjoy our "fire-spark in the night" lifetime (some don't even get that), try not to suck too much and be helpful when and where you can. In 50 years, for most of us, no one will care or remember about the angst and white-fire, smite them down, righteousness we felt one day. Someone drinking a beer when the surface area of the planet where you're walking spins into the sunlight just isn't that important. Wax on, Wax off. - opinion only, it's a forum - - also, should have not used beer instead of milk on the cornflakes this morning -
  10. He is merely doing what he has been told to do, if it wasn't him it would be someone else. They're hoping for some last minute "Hail Mary" shenanigans if they can.
  11. Those there are good girls, just trying to stay off the pole and getting that medical degree so that they can open a practice back in the village. Look at how surprised and confused they look after they accidentally took that photo.

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