In Australia, I'd probably be piloting a SUV around, looking for a safe place to sleep. Any woman my age there would only be looking to grab half my assets after 1 year of cohabitation, and they would mostly look like beached whales. No such thing as decent women in the west anymore.
Here, there's a house in my GF's village, my condo, two cars and two scooters. My GF is 23 years younger than me, starts fretting she's fat if she hits 42 kg.
Please explain to me how I am a loser, because I fail to see it.