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Bert got kinky

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  1. I am able to confirm that the clocks will still show 4:20 in the Bertie household on Monday, in fact, I might take the batteries out at 4:20 tonight, just to be sure
  2. 'Makha Bucha Day returns'. Coming soon to a cinema near you, Makha Bucha 2 - The Return. Just when you thought that it was safe to go back into a bar.
  3. Well none of their numbers won the jackpot. They were probably trumped by someone who got the numbers off some cobra eggs that they found under the seat of Uncle Lek's old tuk-tuk
  4. Such events are seen as portents por·tent /ˈpôrˌtent/ noun 1. a sign or warning that something, especially something momentous or calamitous, is likely to happen. For these 'lucky' number events that are regularly reported on, why do we never see a follow up story to tell us how many millions these portents have brought in?
  5. they were both drunk. she and a tattooist friend had been getting plastered together This is why mental health establishments were set up, to protect certain people from their selves. The "victim" in this case turned out to be a woman Sanook called "Aunty Khoon". No, the victim in this case is anyone who has to look at that mustache on her forehead. who warned about cowboys offering tattoos. That really is racialist against cowboys and how come cowgirls get a free pass, that's sexist as well. She was wondering how much it would cost and hoped it might even be free. Of course it should be free darling, why would you have to foot the bill for your own stupid mistakes? I find the whole thing amazing. Amazing that she has been able to survive up till this point in her life.
  6. I am sorry for trying to ask you a sensible question and expecting a sensible answer, I take back the accusation of you being an educated man.
  7. As an educated (?) man, you do realise that there is a difference between convicted and unconvicted, don't you?
  8. He proved relatively easy to catch as he'd exchanged Line IDs with the angler The dumb is strong in this one.
  9. The four officers also say that they used their own vehicles, two motorcycles and a car, which were modified to look like police escort vehicles. If this is true then they should be able to produce these modified vehicles to have their VIN numbers checked.
  10. It's easy to fall off the system in the UK, they don't have a 90 day reporting facility, to 'help' long term visitors.
  11. When they arrive to Thailand, will the British police be given a Thai police escort (without a fee)?
  12. The four officers also say that they used their own vehicles, two motorcycles and a car, which were modified to look like police escort vehicles. So off duty police officers using modified vehicle's to fool the public into thinking that they are on duty and in 'real' police cars. And that is legal? ???? If there was no money exchanged, they did this out of the goodness of their hearts, while off duty? Who paid for the modification of their 'civilian' vehicles?
  13. As well as her parents, police are hoping to speak to husband David Armitage who now lives in Thailand. Does anyone know his Aseannow board name?
  14. Thank you BMT, I would give you a like but it seems a bit pointless if you don't know where it came from, pathetic new rule. ????
  15. Hi BMT, Do you have to decarb the weed before sprinkling it on the uncooked pizza or does it decarb as the pizza is cooking?
  16. Some do, some don't, I saw some at my local Lotus Express. However, as a can of 0.0 costs more than real beer, I won't be buying any.
  17. Apart from where this crime actually took place, this is not a Thai crime.
  18. Again, you are declaring him guilty without a trial. Are you really ok with that, is that acceptable in your book?
  19. So unlike the Toxic one, no convictions then, yet you find them guilty without a trail?
  20. Are we being listened to? No, we are married.

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