Bert got kinky

Tulips originated in Central Asia, and were first cultivated in Iran (Persia) as early as the 10th century.

Slipper??? Slippers are a type of shoes falling under the broader category of light footwear, that are easy to put on and off and are intended to be worn indoors, particularly at home. They provide comfort and protection for the feet when walking indoors. (Wikipedia)

the State Railway of Thailand, the rightful landowner

The article states 'Siam Tulips' and not Tulips, so they are not strange looking Siam Tulips. There is a difference between Tulips and Siam Tulips.

Why where you in his shed??????????

If you are bored and haven't already seen it, 'Gang Related' staring James Belushi and Tupac Shakur is a great hidden gem. Surprisingly very good and lots of other big stars in the cast as well. Well worth viewing. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118900/?ref_=nm_knf_i_4

Steven won't miss you. ????

Ouch, so brutal Steven, straight for the jugular. I feel like I have just walked into a Carpenter's song. I know when I have overstepped my mark, sorry. Just so I can understand the gravity of this situation, could you post a list of anonymous posters on this forum, who you may or may not have met, who you do miss. P.S., do you mind if I call you Steve, now that we are better acquainted?

If he wanted to see his sister naked, why didn't he just install a webcam in her bedroom?

I'm so glad that I don't live in this overpriced ghetto.

haunted ???????????????

Taxis in Hong Kong have used LPG for years without problems.

How are they different? Are you suggesting that Baht buses have different engines. They are standard single cab pickups with a cage and seats on the back.

Baht buses are pickups.

That's me done, I'm burned out.

Well done, I can't match this.

These silly puns are starting to get on my wick.

That's enough gassing, let's get back to the story.

What heatwave? I live in Samutprakarn and our summer has not been hotter than other years, in fact, this summer has been wetter than many of the summers that I have seen here. The last week has been fairly cool with the occasional stormy night, today is cloudy with the sun occasionally peeking through.. It's certainly not a heatwave, more likely sensationalizing the story to sell copy.

People who break their eggs at the little end vs those who break their eggs at the big end.

Crikey, 1.5 million USD for a car that sells at European auctions for around 400,000 USD.

By throwing Mackems and Geordies into the same mix, you have managed to insult two cities in one short post.

It's easy to slag this 'thing' off but we don't know if he (they) identifies as a Sunderland fan or even a male seabird.

Doubt you could afford living where I did. Wow, what a childish retort, how old are you? that you grew up as a baby-boomer Do you know when I grew up or are you just talking more tripe? Honestly, you have mental problems, insulting someone just because they treat women correctly. You really are not worth the effort. Goodbye.

Looking at the comments.... what did I start here?! Apparently a dick waving contest.