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Chris Daley

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  1. Make up a profile with a nice girl in the profile picture. Ask to meet up. When he meets you call the cops on him.
  2. A bag that you keep packed ready for when it becomes too much. passport money for flight change of clothes laptop phone documents headphones mp3 player medication How about you? What do you keep in your go bag?
  3. Female officers performed a body search. One of them nearly had their eye out.
  4. So there like a pristine clean square in China Town now. The rest is a stinking cesspit.
  5. No more Toblerones and little pink bears for me.
  6. KFC for the world's smallest portions at the highest prices. Large fries is 17 fries in a little box. Small fries is neither a particle nor light. Kid's menu is just imagination. Texus Chicken is better. Huge servings.
  7. What will human staff do now? Unless there is a company that is looking for uneducated rude people with no customer service skills, no English and are work shy. Maybe I will hire one of them to clean my floors.
  8. So you made US dollars while living in Thailand? Sure.
  9. I use a mayonnaise sqeezy bottle. She can't tell the difference in the dark.
  10. When I go out for a coffee I prefer to ask 'cappucino' she says 'no have' i say gaffea yen' she says okay. Just before she adds the ice I say 'okay give me that' and I pay her.
  11. I moved here and started working, got a tefl, went to university, worked while studying, graduated, continued working more 12 hour days. I have nothing but hatred.
  12. I put on a puppet now and then. She doesn't laugh as much as she used to. I did punch and judy the other night. No chance of STDs but we would like to try it.
  13. The world's largest wet tshirt competition in april.
  14. If they are smiling, they are scamming.
  15. Well the aircon won't work. A little freak will woddle and flick it to 29.
  16. Remember she is the enemy. Keep the go bag ready.
  17. Kids fighting and being ignored while a bunch filipinos chat away in the corner. Gotta love these special schools and camp. If there isn't a constant live feed cctv of the class don't leave your kids there.
  18. It looks like a man sqeezing into a dress. Those feet are huge.
  19. Paying every street vendor not to be dirty or smell of urine for a days filming. What an earner.
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