Chris Daley

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Get a job teaching English. Russians, Italians, French, Pakistanis, Filipinos. They accept anyone these days. Most of the people I work don't have a degree and can barely speak English.

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Little unicorn toys, bracelets, princess Elsa outfits, low quality food, does this do it for you? How about you? How do you often visit the floating markets?

They recently did an 18 hour temple run. The usually 8 hours in the car and 2 hours to look around and burn in the sun then right back in the car again for 8 hours. I avoided this one by saying I was busy. It worked well. How about you? How do you avoid a visit from the Thai family?

Do you have a full size hold luggage one, a smaller carry on one or just a back pack? I have chosen the carry on suitcase with a back pack. 3 pairs of clothes. I will leave all non essential things. Just my degree and transcripts, a few small things. But the big ones will have to stay. All the nice shirts, the piano, the dumbbells. How about you? What is the capacity of your go bag?

The usual list as set by my girlfriend: Go to temple. Go to get haircut. You fat lets start to exercise.

It's the will of god. God just really hates yoga.

Wind the window down when you have a low battery.

You order a large fries for 90 baht. Get a cup with 12 fries in it. Time to start brutally assaulting.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Come on bible bashers. You claim to be a nation of Christian values.

The ''biggest deal'' is you being upset?

Of course I do. What a silly question.

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Left over pumpkin curry. Cup of coffee.

Yes more seriously than I ever have done. If I mess up it is down to the Food Bank, sleep in a coat and back to the Job Centre. I have no one.

The deputy Prime Minster would take over and they would assemble a new party. I don't think they would vote again because it would be the same manifesto just a new bunch of suits.

He's probably still in AIA Sathorn Tower looking for the embassy. Elevator 4 of 8 go to section B change at Floor 12 go to Elevator C for Weekends elevator A for weekdays between hours 9am to 3pm yok wen khun maa gap ekkasan tong chai lift B and walk to the end turn right.

I heard it was a total disaster. Many customers got tired of waiting for the the app to load. It made longer ques and people started to walk away. So the sellers went back to cash.

RoboTaxi has been successfully trialed in USA. It will come to Thailand soon and sweep these people back into the slums. You don't know where to go? No map? No GPS device? Say hello to your replacement.

I saw two women vs one man in an MMA cage fight. The man destroyed them. They were covered in blood and he was clean. Pure joy to watch. I want to see women in the UFC.

Been going to a rice place for a while now. Usual thing. Smells like urine and next to an open sewer. Trash everywhere. Not one word of English on the menu. She's always miserable. Now she just slams the box of food down and holds her hand out. I will give her a 1 star google review and I will no longer eat there. Another one is a cafe that I go to. The woman looks like a text book sex scammer. Resting bitch face and I swear she audibly sighs when a customer walks in. We play this little game every time. She does that 'I can't see you' thing. So you just stand there in a totally silent cafe face to face with her ignoring you. She closes her only fans page and looks at you blank. Not a word of English. Well today she pointed her phone at me and it read ''price has increased''. So my cup of putrid water / coffee is now 50 baht. I will not go there again. Another cafe (just a table next to a flowing river of feces) I ordered a Hot Cappuccino she gave me an iced milkshake. I hope Tao Bin and AI crushes them all. At least the Tao Bin says ''How sweet do ya want ya drink?!'' ''The magic is happening!'' Perfect English and low prices. Taxi drivers as well. The RoboTaxi is coming for you. How about you? Do you like to support the local shops or crush them and opt for a more professional service?

Yes she takes good care of me. Second vacation this year. She bought me a new piano. New phone recently. New car just like that. She's works all week, 12 hour days. She says that everything she owns and her savings will be mine no questions asked. Oh wait. No that didn't happen. Yeah she doesn't work.

English please.