Chris Daley

Two wrongs don't make a right. Come on bible bashers. You claim to be a nation of Christian values.

The ''biggest deal'' is you being upset?

Of course I do. What a silly question.

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Left over pumpkin curry. Cup of coffee.

Yes more seriously than I ever have done. If I mess up it is down to the Food Bank, sleep in a coat and back to the Job Centre. I have no one.

The deputy Prime Minster would take over and they would assemble a new party. I don't think they would vote again because it would be the same manifesto just a new bunch of suits.

He's probably still in AIA Sathorn Tower looking for the embassy. Elevator 4 of 8 go to section B change at Floor 12 go to Elevator C for Weekends elevator A for weekdays between hours 9am to 3pm yok wen khun maa gap ekkasan tong chai lift B and walk to the end turn right.

I heard it was a total disaster. Many customers got tired of waiting for the the app to load. It made longer ques and people started to walk away. So the sellers went back to cash.

RoboTaxi has been successfully trialed in USA. It will come to Thailand soon and sweep these people back into the slums. You don't know where to go? No map? No GPS device? Say hello to your replacement.

I saw two women vs one man in an MMA cage fight. The man destroyed them. They were covered in blood and he was clean. Pure joy to watch. I want to see women in the UFC.

Been going to a rice place for a while now. Usual thing. Smells like urine and next to an open sewer. Trash everywhere. Not one word of English on the menu. She's always miserable. Now she just slams the box of food down and holds her hand out. I will give her a 1 star google review and I will no longer eat there. Another one is a cafe that I go to. The woman looks like a text book sex scammer. Resting bitch face and I swear she audibly sighs when a customer walks in. We play this little game every time. She does that 'I can't see you' thing. So you just stand there in a totally silent cafe face to face with her ignoring you. She closes her only fans page and looks at you blank. Not a word of English. Well today she pointed her phone at me and it read ''price has increased''. So my cup of putrid water / coffee is now 50 baht. I will not go there again. Another cafe (just a table next to a flowing river of feces) I ordered a Hot Cappuccino she gave me an iced milkshake. I hope Tao Bin and AI crushes them all. At least the Tao Bin says ''How sweet do ya want ya drink?!'' ''The magic is happening!'' Perfect English and low prices. Taxi drivers as well. The RoboTaxi is coming for you. How about you? Do you like to support the local shops or crush them and opt for a more professional service?

Yes she takes good care of me. Second vacation this year. She bought me a new piano. New phone recently. New car just like that. She's works all week, 12 hour days. She says that everything she owns and her savings will be mine no questions asked. Oh wait. No that didn't happen. Yeah she doesn't work.

English please.

Allah told the police officer to do it.

I forgot one. Clean Drinking Water.

This is my advice for British expats. As you know there is not a day that passes without a random little French guy or American asking you what British food is like. It can happen multiple times in one day. How not to talk about food if you are British: We got f all mate. Not sure really. Mc Donalds is good. Yeah it's pretty bad haha. A better way to answer: Thank you for your question. Here is a list of information pertaining to British cuisine: Starters & Snacks: Cheeses (cheddar, Red Leicester, Double Gloucester, Wensleydale, Lancashire, Yorkshire Blue, Stilton, stinking bishop, Shropshire Blue, Cornish Blue, Smoked Applewood Cheddar, Shropshire Sheep Cheese) Boiled eggs and soldiers, pickled eggs, scotch eggs, egg salad sandwich Bacon, sausage rolls, Cornish pasties, pies (savory - steak and ale, Lancashire hotpot, fish pie, etc.) Puff pastry (used in savory pastries) Cold cuts (ham, roast beef) Baked beans on toast, jacket potatoes, coleslaw Marmite, brown sauce, tomato sauce, mustard, chutneys (mango, cranberry, mint, tabasco), international sauces Crisps (potato chips) Welsh rarebit Salads (a vast selection) Soup (mushroom soup, lentil soup, pasta soup, chicken noodle soup, tomato soup, vegetable soup, cream of broccoli soup, pea and ham soup, minestrone soup) Kebabs Fish fingers Savory pastries (cheese and onion pasties, pork pies) Twiglets, pork scratchings (savory snacks) Scotch quail's eggs Black pudding Crumpets with butter, marmite or jam Samosas Deviled kidneys Prawn cocktail Sausage rolls with brown sauce or ketchup Crisps with salt and vinegar flavor Pickled ginger Branston pickle (a popular British pickle relish) Pork scratchings with apple sauce or mustard Main Courses: Full English breakfast Eggs (other breakfast dishes - omelettes, poached eggs, cheese and ham omelette, curried eggs, egg flan, eggy bread) Roast dinner (roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, vegetables, gravy) Fish and chips Lamb with mint sauce Vegetarian dishes (pasta bakes - tuna pasta bake, spag bol, broccoli and cheese pasta, macaroni and cheese, sweet and sour beef stir fry) Rice dishes (pilaf, curries, fish and rice variations, steamed ginger fish and rice, salmon and rice, cod in parsley sauce with rice, mince and rice, ragu mince and rice, sardines and rice, meatballs and rice) British Indian Food British Chinese Food British Italian Food Chicken Tikka Masala (British Invention) Outdoor barbecues Toad in the hole (sausages cooked in Yorkshire pudding batter) Steak and kidney pie Cottage pie Shepherd's pie Lancashire hotpot (a hearty beef and vegetable stew) Bubble and squeak (a traditional British dish made with leftover potatoes, cabbage, and onions) Liver and onions Beef Wellington Bangers and mash Chicken tikka masala Steak and ale pie Jellied eels Corned beef hash Cumberland sausage with mash and onion gravy Sandwiches - The sandwich was invented in England in 1762: Fish finger sandwich, chip butty, BLT, fried egg sandwich, corned beef sandwich, tuna sandwich, cucumber sandwich, ploughman's lunch, roast beef and horseradish sandwich, Christmas dinner sandwich, egg and cress sandwich, ham and mustard sandwich, Branston pickle and cheese sanwich, crisp sandwich, watercress sandwich, marmalade sandwich, jam sandwich, prawn mayonnaise sandwich, piccalilli and cheese sandwich, cheese and tomato sandwich, cheese and onion sandwich, Coronation chicken sandwich, Smoked salmon sandwich Biscuits, Cakes & Pies (sweet): Pork pie (can be savory or sweet) Custard creams, shortbread, chocolate digestives, jam tarts, scones (plain, jam, blueberry, cheese), Battenberg cake, jam roly poly, apple pie, victoria sponge, mince pies, rice pudding, spotted dick, sticky toffee pudding, carrot cake, trifle, jelly and custard, hot cross buns, gingerbread man, after eights, twiglets, monster munch, quavers, retro sweets, jelly babies, vast range of crisps and confectionaries. Desserts: Banoffee pie, Dundee cake, Chelsea buns, gypsy tart, Mr. Kipling's cakes, butterscotch tart, fresh cream cakes, apple crumble, black forest gateau, pumpkin pie, cheesecake, treacle sponge, choc ice, jam and coconut school cake, pineapple upside-down cake, fruit salad, strawberries and cream, Eton Mess, Bread and butter pudding, American Pie (British Invention) Beverages: Tea, coffee, beer, whisky, gin and tonic, soft drinks (horlicks, ovaltine, etc.), mulled wine, Irn-Bru, Lucozade, Ribena, Vimto Breakfasts: Toast with various toppings (marmite, scrambled eggs, etc.) Cereals (a high-quality selection) Full English breakfast (can be a main course too) Crumpets Eggs (all types - boiled, fried, scrambled, poached) Other: Bread (a vast selection - soda bread, tiger bread, etc.) Condiments (mustard, brown sauce, tomato sauce, ketchup, chutneys, pickles) Rice (a vast selection of flavors and recipes) Ten Major UK Food Companies: Cadbury Rowntree's Terry's of York Bassett's McVitie's Associated British Foods (ABF) Premier Foods Unilever Tesco ''Lotus'' worldwide supermarkets Ten British Wines That Are Recognized Around The World: Chapel Down English Sparkling Wine Nyetimber Classic Cuvée Hush Heath Estate Balfour Brut Rosé Ridgeview Estate Bloomsbury Bolney Wine Estate Bubbly Tinwood Estate Rosé Gusbourne Estate Brut Reserve Winbirri Vineyards Ortega Black Chalk Classic Hush Heath Estate Balfour Brut Ten Michael Star Restaurants in the UK: The Ledbury Restaurant Gordon Ramsay Core by Clare Smyth The Waterside Inn Le Gavroche L'Enclume Alyn Williams at The Westbury Pollen Street Social Sketch (The Lecture Room & Library) Hélène Darroze at The Connaught Ten achievements that show the UK's place in the global culinary landscape: Michelin Stars - Continually awarded annually. For instance, Restaurant Gordon Ramsay has held three Michelin stars since 2001. World’s 50 Best Restaurants - For example, The Ledbury was ranked 27th in 2014. James Beard Awards - UK chef Heston Blumenthal was honored in 2010 for his contribution to culinary arts. The World's 50 Best Bars - Dandelyan (now Lyaness) was named the World’s Best Bar in 2018. The Good Food Guide Awards - Continually updated annually. For instance, The Ledbury was named Restaurant of the Year in 2014. International Wine & Spirit Competition (IWSC) - Chapel Down won the International Wine & Spirit Competition Award in 2015 for Best English Sparkling Wine. The International Hotel & Property Awards - The Langham, London received the Best Hotel Design Award in 2016. San Pellegrino World's 50 Best Restaurants - The Ledbury was ranked 27th in 2014 and 19th in 2017. GQ Food & Drink Awards - Gordon Ramsay was named Chef of the Year in 2015. Global Restaurant Awards - The Ledbury was named one of the World's 50 Best Restaurants in 2015. British celebrity chefs: Nigella Lawson Gordon Ramsay Ainsley Harriott Michel Roux Jr. Heston Blumenthal Marco Pierre White Gordon Ramsay Sat Bains Prue Leith Paul Hollywood jamey oliver Antony Worrell Thompson Lesley Waters James Tanner Delia Smith Roger Verge Pierre Koffmann Nichola McHugo Paul Hollywood John Torode Gregg Wallace hairy bikers Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall How about you? Are you a simp that just says we won't have any decent cuisine or do you try to educate the person?

Wow what a classic expat story. Clearly laid out and easy to follow. *default confused face*

Religion is mental suicide. It tells you not to think.

It's because you are a lazy person with too much time on your hands. Let's make that lunch hour a little shorter. Let's add a boss that hates you into the mix. And now mix in 4000 students. You won't take so long to decide now. Like with most cretins on here they have nothing to do. And they just potter around for hours.

Its a painful story to tell but lets try it. We lived in a village and kept ourselves to ourselves. I work all day so no loud music. Only two of us in the house. There is a Karen across the road. She lets her kids play in the road all day. They are screaming at full volume and blocking the traffic but it's okay. The other neaibour has two dangerous dogs running free and they sometimes get out he runs around the village shirtless trying the catch them. They crap around the house and the mess is baked in the sun. He doesn't clean it for weeks at a time. The smell fills out garden and comes in the windows. So we have to close the windows. But hey no problem. We keep ourselves to ourselves. So one day the Karen stands in the road and starts screaming at our house. She starts shaking the gate. My gf tells her she has the wrong person. The person she wants is the landlord and the landlord doesn't live here. She is mental so she walks away. She repeats this 5 more times over the course of a few months. Another neaibour says she was throwing stones at out house when we were out. This freak sees me leave every morning for work. She wakes up early and blocks the exit of the village. She tells the guard to block us in. She says if you want to go out you get out of the car and open it. I got out of the car and opened it. She took a video of the entire thing. She then posted it around the village Line group. She then advertised our house for rent again. At this point the landlord was concerned. Because her house was up for rent again. We chatted with the landlord and she showed us the Line group. My gf never joins the village Line group and now I know why. This was the final straw. The village president removed her from the committee and warned her not to assault and film people. So it turned out she was going around houses asking for rent. She says she is incharge of the rent and we should give it to her. Just more proof that you should never give someone power without rules in place. They will abuse the power. Stand in their pajamas at 9pm screaming and throw stones at you house. I can't image what her three daughters thought of her.

All women are the same. Long term rentals.

Stop paying the bills and see what happens.

Exsacuse me sir.... Umm hi are you nice day? Yes can you move your car because my family... want to be close to beach yes. No. <deleted> off.

What a nice post. And a great idea. *default crying face*