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Chris Daley

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  1. Migrants pay higher taxes. Time to get something back for your money.
  2. I love how everyone is describing Earth.
  3. My friend Nick Gurr had his Rolex stolen. Not safe.
  4. I did buy a sandwich from Subway one time. But usually she makes the sandwiches. Sponge cake bread with condensed milk and cabbage "lettuce" yes please.
  5. It's missing unemployment.
  6. But many Thai men only have 3 things to do in a day: Drink beer, lay horizontal, beat the wife and kids.
  7. He didn't do anything wrong. Being silly isn't a crime.
  8. Good old Thaivisa weather forecast. Dry as a bone here.
  9. Where's the wall Trump? When I got to work I do what I say I will do.
  10. And behind you there will be a little angry Thai man in his best pair of shorts. Come on some of us glue to sniff and children to ignore.
  11. It's the only option. Thai people can't do coffee.
  12. Pays taxes and whines about immigrants on a daily basis. Hates wearing a helmet.
  13. You might be lucky and the wife dies first.
  14. I use a bicycle. I get on it and ride it. I feel tired and stop. I do it every day.
  15. 200,000 homeless immigration officers found roaming the streets looking for work. 'I need constant help and I am lazy please hire me anyone?'
  16. The difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler did what he said he would do.
  17. Use a phone for 13 hours a day from the age of 1. Short sighted.
  18. I gave some money to the slum family one time. The next time I visited there was a 1 meter pile of beer cans and bottles. My gf said the neighbor died. He litterly drank himself to death. Made me smile.
  19. But the service is intended to be used as a toilet. Any other use is against the law. Put him in a cage.
  20. It's the will of god. Pour the water around the dragon 3 times and you get an STD.
  21. Because we actually do things during the day. We don't just lie flat on the floor sniffing glue like the locals.
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