Chris Daley

You get it free with the work permit and health care package.

Pay the fine and 6 recent photos.

Age of consent is 31. Yes your friend will get in trouble.

If the past is anything to go on he won't make it back to America.

''local leaders''. What do they lead? Lollipops and stationary.

I haven't see rain for 6 months.

I like mine cold with powdered cheese and with condensed milk. Nothing wrong with that.

The old child-shield. The Thai's favourite. We need money for the kid. Chat to my kid via whatsapp every night. Hold my baby now you adopt her? We need a car to get to the land to buy a house for the kid.

Tiny metal spoon used for the main course. Time to start brandishing a firearm.

Put the last few drops in some bottles and put the price up 10 times.

The sidecar is still going.

Since I came to Thailand I have been waking up with weird marks for years. The red dots. The scratches. Red patches. Probably cancer.

She's not dead. The maid is actually the French woman. She faked her death and will now get the money and the extras from the lawsuit. The boyfriend is just a <deleted>.

Say no to drugs.

Straight flat road and perfect visibility. Can be a tricky one.

Maybe they could put AC in the classrooms? Crazy idea.

Your mom is boring in the bedroom.

I'm sure their parents will be happy when they go home with a degree in Muay Thai.

41 degrees but the thai girls can still stay cool without a bead of sweat on them. amazing.

The work place is now run by people high in extraversion. My whole idea of being a teacher was to be immersed in academia and hang out with other nerds. But that is not the case. Most of the teachers don't have a degree. One guy got fired because ''he didn't smile''. So ADHD is actually a good thing now. I am the opposite I am low in extraversion. It is very difficult for me to fake extraversion or fake ADHD on a daily basis to keep my job. Most jobs require hyperactive drugged up man-children. Foreigners are seen as clowns and 'the funny guy' so use your ADHD to your advantage.

In 8 years of living in Thailand I have never been in a restaurant with singer or live music in it. Cockroaches, rats, open sewers, filthy tables - yes. But not live music.

Laos is a miserable <deleted>hole. Almost all of the Filipino teachers I have met are nasty little cretins. Cambodia doesn't have roads. I guess when you put it like that Thailand is up there on the list of friendly places.

I've had quite the opposite. My gf keeps pushing me into fights and says ''see he saw you are alien and he walked away''. One time one of their daughters had a boyfriend and they weren't happy with this. I didn't know anything about this but later I realized I was just protection for them incase it turned nasty. Another time an angry Thai got out and walked towards the car. She wound down the window on my side. Another time I was told to meet her at the front of my work place. Apparently she nudged a motorcycle in the slow traffic and the guy wanted money to fix the paint. So I automatically did the wai and gave him the money. She said ''why did you wai to him!''. Yes Thai people are very violent people. You should walk away from hostility.

The first time I met a Thai face to face it was the Airport staff. It was my first time travelling alone and I needed some help with the form so I approached one of the airport staff. She pointed and screamed at me ''GO!!!'' and then turned back to chat to her friends. Nothing but downhill from there.

This has to be a prank. His mates must be feeling bad now.