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Chris Daley

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  1. Pays taxes and whines about immigrants on a daily basis. Hates wearing a helmet.
  2. You might be lucky and the wife dies first.
  3. I use a bicycle. I get on it and ride it. I feel tired and stop. I do it every day.
  4. 200,000 homeless immigration officers found roaming the streets looking for work. 'I need constant help and I am lazy please hire me anyone?'
  5. The difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler did what he said he would do.
  6. Use a phone for 13 hours a day from the age of 1. Short sighted.
  7. I gave some money to the slum family one time. The next time I visited there was a 1 meter pile of beer cans and bottles. My gf said the neighbor died. He litterly drank himself to death. Made me smile.
  8. But the service is intended to be used as a toilet. Any other use is against the law. Put him in a cage.
  9. It's the will of god. Pour the water around the dragon 3 times and you get an STD.
  10. Because we actually do things during the day. We don't just lie flat on the floor sniffing glue like the locals.
  11. Because the western women look like men.
  12. Cheang Wattana 90 days report: 5 lanes. only 1 open. Wish I could do that in my workplace. Just walk out of the classroom for 50 minutes.
  13. He has drawings on his legs. A clear sign of low IQ.
  14. How many sandwiches does your gf make day? Mine can manage 5 plus a full cleaning of the house. How about you? Does your gf make decent sandwiches?
  15. When your girlfriend starts to get a bit ropey, do you think you will trade her in for a new model? That's the deal right. Money for honey? Last time I checked my money hasn't changed in value. How about you? Do you upgrade your girlfriend every couple of years or did you make the mistake of getting married?
  16. No many jobs are written in Thai. Yeah the entire advert in Thai for a foreigner to read. And you can't even translate it because it is a jpeg / pdf file. The ''announcement for budget of the hiring of foreign teachers'' will be hidden away on a website amongst 300 other announcements. They get a budget for it then pocket 90 percent of the money. Fire, hire and repeat every six months.
  17. The bills are less and you don't have to deal with the cretinous Thai family.
  18. I would get my go bag, assume an olympic running pose and sprint out of there. No honey no money.
  19. They lack intelligence so they can only think in the immediate moment. People that are more intelligent can plan 10 steps ahead if not years into future. Dumbass: Do the rushing now. Do it good. Intelligent person: I finished all my work last week. I will grab a coffee on the way.
  20. You can write a coherent paragraph so I would guess the sad loner. Despite the disgusting image of all the Pad Thai teachers, alcoholics and druggies taking all the teaching jobs, real academics are socially awkward.
  21. Made me smile. Hope the guy was okay.
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