Chris Daley

If it wasn't for the house back in the UK I would be like him. It happens so fast. My mom and I put our money together to get a house. Best decision we made. Rest of the family ran away like rats down a sewer.

Because ''unchecked migration'' doesn't exist in England. The Windrush Generation were invited to England and given British passports. Many other former British colonies followed. Slavery was banned but Britain wanted to keep using the cheap workforce. They were even part of the British colonies so your use of the word migration is off. The immigration that you see in the UK is checked and double checked and checked again. You simply can not say someone has migrated illegally when they hold a British passport and live legally in England. You are scaremongering.

Like most Thai women they hammer away at the aircon remote. 21 if we have guests. 27 if its nightime. Turned off if we bought durian. 29 and fan if the family drunken slob lost his job again and needs a cash loan. But 27 and low fan speed? Is this grounds for divorce? Serious replies only please.

I have man boobs because I work 12 hours a day in a sedentary job and I eat Thai food which is horrifcally bad for you.

Put it in a box of Earl Grey. Should be fine.

The toilets with the walls kicked through and a hosepipe shared between the cubicles. The nightlife that closes at 15:00. No street food. No restaurants. No ATMs. No sim cards. No sidewalks. The streets filled with packs of dogs and mad homeless people. Come on guys its all about Laos now!

I wore diapers for the first few years in Thailand but it got too difficult to hide them. The bag that they come in is huge. Now I just plan ahead and avoid traffic jams.

Why you don go! The traffic light is broken. Broken mean you go!! You cause big problem now!

Soggy raw base, covered in condensed milk with extra sugar, hold the cheese, no seasoning and about the size of a child's hand. They know how I like it. How about you? What are your favourite Thai pizzas?

She said she was eighteen.

Made me smile this one.

There were no wars 51 years ago.

Half of everything you own.

All Thai women are hot. Your theory is flawed.

First stop the Thai embassy then straight back home. Nothing else to do in Laos.

It means they want your money.

After the usual fake ajarn + fake science combo on the news and women's daytime shows (because women are the most naive of the population) has anyone else had a constant battle trying to keep the house cool? I have to admit seeing the immigration officers sweating at cheang wattana made me smile. They have turned off the aircon to the entire building. But at home it is getting annoying. We now have a new rule at night "do not put aircon below 27 cuz it will bomb". As for downstairs she won't let me turn it on. Fans only. The slime at work wack it up to 29 and low fan. Some classrooms turn off the aircon and open the door. The heat is unbarable. I feel dizzy when teaching and I am visably sweating. How about you? Do you think women that turn aircons off should wear blue hats? So we can spot them and avoid them?

Measuring men with a tape measure and looking at the wig to work out if they should national service. Hilliarious. Get a hair cut.

First mission: clean drinking water.

Poverty doesn't exsist. We have cured it already with the abundance of natural resources at our finger tips. Not to mention the trillions of dollars that the government sits on. The poverty that remains is created on purpose. Sorry smiley your run hasn't made a difference.

Don't stop at the watch get his shoes as well.

Tip every Seven Eleven into a dumpster and fill the shelves with salads. The population's life expectancy will increase by 50 years.

So if there is a war I'm going to prision and ladyboys go to play dressup and look at their titles. Sounds a tad unfair. Why do we assume a man has the mental strength to endure prision.

10 hours of spoken propaganda and a random jazz instrumental. Got to love Thai radio.

And on your left is a pile of trash.