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Chris Daley

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  1. Toys in little display cabinets. How to tell the world you have a tiny penis.
  2. So they let the drug lord go and caught an illegal teacher?
  3. British cuisine is of a higher standard than the Thai muck. We have to charge high prices.
  4. What mean old git sitting on 20 million. Never thought about your kids tuition fees? What about their rent? New uniform? Lesson learned.
  5. There entire family skipped highschool and their toilet is a hole in the ground. I wouldn't trust them with botany.
  6. You get your mate to torch it then pay him from the insurance money. Now you were at home watching London's Burning and have an alibi.
  7. But all cyclists are <deleted>. Must of had it coming.
  8. Make up a profile with a nice girl in the profile picture. Ask to meet up. When he meets you call the cops on him.
  9. A bag that you keep packed ready for when it becomes too much. passport money for flight change of clothes laptop phone documents headphones mp3 player medication How about you? What do you keep in your go bag?
  10. Female officers performed a body search. One of them nearly had their eye out.
  11. So there like a pristine clean square in China Town now. The rest is a stinking cesspit.
  12. No more Toblerones and little pink bears for me.
  13. KFC for the world's smallest portions at the highest prices. Large fries is 17 fries in a little box. Small fries is neither a particle nor light. Kid's menu is just imagination. Texus Chicken is better. Huge servings.
  14. What will human staff do now? Unless there is a company that is looking for uneducated rude people with no customer service skills, no English and are work shy. Maybe I will hire one of them to clean my floors.
  15. So you made US dollars while living in Thailand? Sure.
  16. I use a mayonnaise sqeezy bottle. She can't tell the difference in the dark.
  17. When I go out for a coffee I prefer to ask 'cappucino' she says 'no have' i say gaffea yen' she says okay. Just before she adds the ice I say 'okay give me that' and I pay her.
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