Chris Daley

Centran Plazan.

Order a hot coffee the woman says no can not, she then proceeds to make a hot coffee and cool it so it is iced coffee. Time to start making visible wounds.

Get her pregnant and have the baby in the UK.

Kick the mirrors off his car. Should be about 70,000 depending on the make of car.

She walked in and left the door open. They all do it. Enjoy your karma. The signs in these buildings clearly tell you to shut the door. No the doors are not ''broken''. They leave it open so their classmates can sneak in.

Should have beaten an old lady and drowned her. You get away scot free.

''locals provided essential aid'' what was that looking, take a photo, get a yaa dom?

Women start to get worthy of men around 50. Any younger and they are useless.

Don't mix it with washing powder. Learnt that lesson the hard way.

Wow 6 police officers. So that means at least 1 of their sons is beating an elderly person to death in a street gang.

It's exophoric referencing. When the ''one'' is already understood. So the person just says ''Have a good one.'' In this sentence one is used a pronoun. Anaphoric reference: John is tall, funny, smart and he likes to play chess. Cataphoric reference: He is tall, he is funny, he is smart and John loves to play chess. Exophoric reference: He is tall, funny, smart and he likes to play Chess.

Order a coffee for 40 baht and they use a 3 baht sachet of Nescafe red. Time to start slashing.

In Thailand the pii must be respected even if they are blatantly incapable. I was at the optician today and there was one old woman and a younger girl. The old woman couldn't speak a word of English but the younger girl could speak good English. The old lady took full control of the prescription. She did the eye test which was interesting. My girlfriend did the translating. The old lady couldn't explain ''master eye / dominant eye'' so she just gave up and said ''I think it's left, agree, okay next''. I'm kind of concerned that I might turn into a cyclops now. How about you? Are you tired of old fossils clinging onto their jobs while much better qualified young people sit in the background?

It should never get to the stage of false confessions. The usual due process of law would find the real killer. Not just point fingers.

To be fair there is only one park in the whole of Thailand. It's Lumpini Park or nothing. We also have to realize just how hard it was to even see the two girls. This means that some guy walked from the back of a temple stood on a high platform used binoculars and saw two figures. He then proceeded to walk 10 minutes to the location and tell them he is offended. If it is the one I think it is that grass area is huge and no one goes there.

He probably ordered a cappuccino and was told no we only have black coffee with milk. Time to start smashing.

Eradicate the humans first.

Saw some near bins.

It's against clean air regulations.

It's the sound settings. Go to volume and remove the volume levelling. The TVs all have a default setting that lowers loud noises and raises quiet ones. As a result dialogue is lost during car chases or scenes with music.

Science isn't based on anything. It is empirical. If you destroyed all the bibles and all the science books, in 10,000 years only the science books would be back again. Water would still freeze at zero. Yes the world will end because it will be too hot to sustain complex life as the sun reaches it's final stages.

I wonder what part of killing babies is ''all knowing'' ''all seeing'' or ''all powerful.'' ''Thou shalt not kill.'' punishment by death. It's all good stuff.

Why does Thailand have a no fail system in highschool; whereas, in England a student can fail a course and leave school after 5 years with nothing? Please explain how these two financial models work.

Thank you God for killing all the babies in the middle east. After all God moves in mysterious ways.

I don't think the 1 month old will be too offended. Infact I don't think it will even eat the cake. Imagine being that person that actually took the cake back. I think the next cake will read ''divorce''.