Chris Daley

''Paid companion'' so you mean any woman since the time humans left the caves? No she is busy making sandwiches.

Never worked a day in his life and he gives out life advice.

Found a dead fly and 2 ice cubes in my hot coffee yesterday. So what's with the ice you want me to neck it and run out? Why does the place small like urine? They treat quality tourists like this.

It's the will of god. Thank you teenager for brandishing a gun.

Document forger network. That's a strange name for Nonthaburi Immigration.

I went Robinsons yesterday and was looking at the stalls. A little insect-like man in a uniform sideways walked up to me and took a photo of me. The stall had piles of cheap plastic crap on it. Plastic bracelets, kids toys, soft toys, plastic lizards. For some reason he though he was about to foil a heist. How about you? Do you get followed by security in Thailand.

Yes I am starting to think that renting a woman is better than long term owning one. The moment they stop wearing the nice clothes replace them. If the phone is in their hand too often. Replace them. You get home from work and they complain. Get the go bag and leave.

Friends are for losers. Fitness partner, short time woman, co-worker, offspring.

I like to eat condensed milk sandwiches with 5 layers of bread. It's my thing. Have to say the weight is piling on though.

Meanwhile aseannow continues to ban any quotes from George Orwell 1984.

But the dog was okay right?

I sometimes have to arrive early. So I turn up at 5am. The students are already there in the canteen getting break fast. Not just a few but hundreds of them. The hours are child abuse. In England we do a 6 hour day and leave at 3. These freaks do a 12 hour day. 5 - wake up, get into a traffic jam 7:00 - morning ceremony and attendance / period 0 class 8:00 - national song, school song, meditation, 12 values of a student, announcements 8:30 - period 1 12:00 - lunch time, teacher asks you to come to the office / no lunch 16:30 - most students go home. arrive home 6:30 16:30 - more ''duties'' 20:00 - go home So counting the traffic jams it could easily amount to a 12 hour day. Then they have the students in on the weekends as well. This is just a scam so that the teachers get some over time. I would suggest they remove the entire morning ceremony as it is useless. Remove the Thai bull<deleted> like ''how to walk'' ''marching'' ''how a woman should sweep the floor''. Remove all Thai English teachers and replace them with natives. Reduce the supreme officer lieutenant executive's salary by 90 percent. And fire 50 percent of the staff that are not actually teaching. If they don't teach in a classroom fire them. I really can't begin the describe the corruption in Thai schools. Hundreds of millions of baht is diverted every year. We don't have wifi in the classroom but they give out free cars to other staff.

The smell of urine, dirty tables and no English is a threat to tourism as well.

He was a fool to ask the feds for help.

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Get a job teaching English. Russians, Italians, French, Pakistanis, Filipinos. They accept anyone these days. Most of the people I work don't have a degree and can barely speak English.

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Little unicorn toys, bracelets, princess Elsa outfits, low quality food, does this do it for you? How about you? How do you often visit the floating markets?

They recently did an 18 hour temple run. The usually 8 hours in the car and 2 hours to look around and burn in the sun then right back in the car again for 8 hours. I avoided this one by saying I was busy. It worked well. How about you? How do you avoid a visit from the Thai family?

Do you have a full size hold luggage one, a smaller carry on one or just a back pack? I have chosen the carry on suitcase with a back pack. 3 pairs of clothes. I will leave all non essential things. Just my degree and transcripts, a few small things. But the big ones will have to stay. All the nice shirts, the piano, the dumbbells. How about you? What is the capacity of your go bag?

The usual list as set by my girlfriend: Go to temple. Go to get haircut. You fat lets start to exercise.

It's the will of god. God just really hates yoga.

Wind the window down when you have a low battery.

You order a large fries for 90 baht. Get a cup with 12 fries in it. Time to start brutally assaulting.