Chris Daley

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I moved here and started working, got a tefl, went to university, worked while studying, graduated, continued working more 12 hour days. I have nothing but hatred.

I put on a puppet now and then. She doesn't laugh as much as she used to. I did punch and judy the other night. No chance of STDs but we would like to try it.

The world's largest wet tshirt competition in april.

If they are smiling, they are scamming.

Well the aircon won't work. A little freak will woddle and flick it to 29.

Remember she is the enemy. Keep the go bag ready.

Kids fighting and being ignored while a bunch filipinos chat away in the corner. Gotta love these special schools and camp. If there isn't a constant live feed cctv of the class don't leave your kids there.

It looks like a man sqeezing into a dress. Those feet are huge.

Paying every street vendor not to be dirty or smell of urine for a days filming. What an earner.

And on your left, homeless people.

Thanks for the advice *crying face*

When I transfer money to people I noticed it always has an odd amound of satang at the end. Like 14,515.37. When you type this it doesnt add the decimal point so you end up transfering 145,000 to them. It is possible to manually add the dot but the defaul is to automatically miss it. Just another thing to look out for.

The large square. Must be a new feature.

Remember she is the enemy. A burden and a huge drain on your finances. She has her family and she will marry the government. You have nothing and no one looking out for you. Anything that does so much mental and financial damage would normally be described as a parasite. Keep the go bag ready.

Treat her like dirt she will like it. Keep the go bag ready.

I cant work the gas cooker. So zero.

Yam mama. But it will give you diarrhea for 3 days.

The restaurants smell like urine and are covered in flies. The staff look like they haven't smiled in years. Suwanipoom airport has some of the worst airport staff I have experienced. Chang Watana immigration gave me a disease. Doctor's letter and 5 days off. Not exactly the land of smiles.

Wow a unicorn plushie and tiny pink dresses. Thats how to attract the male expats.

And on your left, food being sold next to an open sewer.

UK schools study for 6 hours from 9 to 3. Thai schools study 12 hours from 6 to 5. Yes the first hour is for the flag and the Thai song. Then they have an hour of announcements. But its worse than that because students have to leave the house at 5am. Then there is the traffic jam, school vans and busses. It is common now to have students living at the school 24/7 in condos and accomodation supplied by the school. So there we have it. Many students as young as 14 live at school. I have personally seen this. These freaks live at the school. Some of them go home for the weekend. I see kids sleeping in the classroom Some sitting upright but their eyes closed. Some have headaches. The Thai education hours are child abuse. Walking into school with a megaphone screaming you are late in your ears. Not to mention the worthless crap they learn. How to be a soldier and march in the heat for 4 hours. How to hold a sign up for the crowd art photos in the baking sun 6 hours. How to give money to a monk 3 days. How to sweep a floor (girls only).

The quality is disgusting. I never realized how good British fresh baked bread, real cream cakes and soft pastries are until I moved here. We joke about British food but is this what it is this up against? Floor scrapings in a bag sprayed with chemicals. 90 percent of the Thai stuff is just a joke. 5 slice sandwiches with no filling. Sickly sweet 'sausages'. Bizzare burgers. Spray on cheese. I guess the hard boiled egg is safe. Nothing weird about that.

Flash the cash and they will fall at your feet.

The International textbooks are very flawed though. Special Programs and English Programs are better in terms of professional English. EP, Special Program: How to write a resume and cover letter, how to write a 5 paragraph essay in many forms and on many topics, how to use APA formatting, how to write letters and emails, how to speak in a range of situations, acting and drama. How to read a graph. How to make and give presentations. Improptu speaking. Also many other subjects taught fully in English. The books are clean and modern. Very easy to use with full online support. International: women are good here is a list of 3 athletes and a nurse. Africans are poor, lets read this 8 page article. I swear one page got the continents of the world wrong. We did a 2 hour lesson on how sitting down increases your chance of dying. We sat for the full 2 hours no break. International English is more about politics than English skills. And the books are so messy. Its like page 5, 6, 7, 8 reading, questions on page 2 and 9. So frustrating.