Chris Daley

I know this guy. Saw him at the dungeon.

Well done smiley. That must be difficult for you.

Just keep extending it. You can keep doing it for 6 months and then have to change it to be an ED visa.

To do list: 1) clean drinking water 2) air ambulance

Pay the protection money I mean ''the fine''.

If it was a girl not a word would be said about it.

I asked an AI to describe it and it described Earth. I then asked it to draw a picture based on that. How about you? Do you think Earth is an unfathomably unique beacon of light in infinite darkness or just a second rate <deleted>hole compared to heaven?

Rob a gold store. Forgot to change the plates on his bike.

You order noodles and she brings you a bowl of soup. Time to start digging.

Maybe stop using drivers that are 89 year old smack heads.

The legal age is 16 in England. What did he do wrong?

I saw an old Thai lady squatting and urinating at the bus stop while everyone was waiting. No one said a word. Saw many taxi drivers which of all people should know the way to a restroom but instead urinate infront of children. It's normal to <deleted> on the sidewalk in Thailand.

That temple should give the money back to all the people they stole it from. We buy magic from you and pray at your feet. You can't even predict a bus crash. Scammers.

Beat women, sniff the glue and lay around shirtless all day. These boys look like they will fit in just fine.

Get a job

And in the courtroom today we have the plaintiff, a glue sniffing drunk that was found wasted at the scene of the crime. And the defendant a machine that neither crash nor lie. Lets check the blackbox recording. I award the amount 100,000 baht to Tesla and we apologize for wasting it's time.

I saw someone break it down into math and the numbers are insane. The chance of YOU existing: an infinite universe full of multi universes, the universe creating earth, the probability of a single protein forming by chance, the absolute miracle that is complex lifeforms, the many different types of humans dying off and leaving modern humans, those humans surviving, war, famine, your mothers family tree, your fathers family tree, your mother and father meeting, that one sperm finding an egg. I have read it's 1 in 400 trillion. But that might just be the sperm and egg part without the other stuff.

Two men and two women shouting the insults over the men's shoulders.

You mean this?

The track seems to run from the middle of nowhere to the middle of nowhere?

Halal = normal food with a halal sticker on it. You just ask them to inspect it and slap a sticker on it for a fee.

She looks like a painted corpse that has been propped up for a photo. And why would you have 200,000 baht in your luggage. She deserves it.

See the monks smoking in broad daylight outside the temples in Talad Plu. And that area is now a tourist hotspot so that is the first thing we see. Absolutely disgusting. Seen it on more than one occasion.

50 percent of everything you own? Marriage is for losers.

I recently moved to the Nonthaburi and there are huge industrial plants around this area. The area around the aircon fins has turned black (inside the room not the outside). That never happened when I was in the rural areas. And it's the same aircon unit that we moved from the old house so a direct comparision. That is actually scary because it means we are breathing that in.