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Chris Daley

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  1. I used to until I saw an old tramp rolling the rice in her hands and stuffing it in the bags. No more mu ping for me.
  2. She now has an eating disorder and will be at the bottom of her classes for the next 15 years.
  3. According to the bible when Lot raped his daughters in the village of Sodom, they were at the age of puberty.
  4. They really need a tin opener.
  5. Tattoos and a drinking problem. Right on schedule.
  6. 1) Price Gouging. Selling a needed thing at a higher price. But for the taxi driver it would be racketeering. 2) Premium Pricing Strategy. Always have a high price to make the product look better. This is done at Tops, Villa Market, Shopping Malls. The same crap as Seven Eleven but 10 times the price. Because people feel better when they spend money.
  7. Bang Kadi also.
  8. You can not escape the thought police. Put it down the memory hole and vaporize him. Big Brother is watching.
  9. Mom would rather play on her phone than entertain her man. Plenty of women elsewhere that don't require a crowbar to get the phone away.
  10. The Internet Movie Data Base is getting around lately.
  11. The big ones are nice. Air conditioning, food, lots of leg space. And a slave puts your luggage away.
  12. I really hope so. I could do with some of that work from home stuff.
  13. Only one item on the menu. Still not ready to serve it. Time to start causing disruption.
  14. I got an 11,000 baht visa fine. The Nonthaburi immigration office looked at their own stamps done a year ago and disputed it. Litterly a few desks apart in the office. They gave me a choice of leave in 24 hours or pay the fine. Animals.
  15. Hire staff and pay them?
  16. No that is wrong. Passive doesn't change the meaning. It would still be him playing with the friend. Not the friend playing with him. For example: Active voice: Germany invaded Poland. Passive: Poland was invaded. According to you: Poland invaded Germany.
  17. There was some very early pictures going around of people sitting inside domes at a cafe. The dome went over the table.
  18. It's true. The cashier at Seven Eleven (a moody ladyboy) dragged herself to the counter and smashed her hands on it. After taking the money she dropped the 4 baht one by one from a high height into my hands as if to say 'you have disease I don't want to touch you'. I litterly had to get a blood test, an xray and a urine sample for the school I work at. No diseases here.
  19. She died of cardiac arrest while crossing the road. The body has been cremated and the wrong person will now be put in jail for a crime they didn't commit.
  20. Played is a transitive action verb if it takes an object. The object is ''friend'' so it is transitive. It doesn't matter where yesterday is in the sentence. Active voice: I played with my friend yesterday. Short passive: Yesterday my friend was played with. Long passive: Yesterday my friend was played with by me.
  21. Aunty Tim just ruined her families' lives forever. Enjoy your poverty.
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