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Chris Daley

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  1. She didnt know. She just guessed and you confirmed it for her. She sits there all day saying it. Don't tell them anything. Just flash the cash and go.
  2. You will 2 weeks on the toilet and one week sitting in traffic.
  3. Dude is in highschool and he is banging a milf. This is the stuff of legends.
  4. Rude staff shouting and terrible service. That is my suwanipum experience everytime, always has been.
  5. To be born British is to win first prize in the lottery of life. We do prisons better too. Two people per cell. Wash basin and en suite toilet. Carpet slippers, gym and a Playstation. Delicious British cuisine with special meal preferences. Better than the Thai cage. Best get on the next flight home.
  6. First drowning kittens and now this. God really hates innocent beings.
  7. Get a job. You clearly have too much time on your hands.
  8. Just avoid Laos airways. They have propellers that spin and the airport closes at night. And you might be sat next to a couple of tonnes of rice.
  9. Because global warming doesn't exist.
  10. A lot of these young people want to lose their job and will pull a stunt like this. Best punishment is hire him for longer.
  11. If it wasn't for the house back in the UK I would be like him. It happens so fast. My mom and I put our money together to get a house. Best decision we made. Rest of the family ran away like rats down a sewer.
  12. Because ''unchecked migration'' doesn't exist in England. The Windrush Generation were invited to England and given British passports. Many other former British colonies followed. Slavery was banned but Britain wanted to keep using the cheap workforce. They were even part of the British colonies so your use of the word migration is off. The immigration that you see in the UK is checked and double checked and checked again. You simply can not say someone has migrated illegally when they hold a British passport and live legally in England. You are scaremongering.
  13. Like most Thai women they hammer away at the aircon remote. 21 if we have guests. 27 if its nightime. Turned off if we bought durian. 29 and fan if the family drunken slob lost his job again and needs a cash loan. But 27 and low fan speed? Is this grounds for divorce? Serious replies only please.
  14. I have man boobs because I work 12 hours a day in a sedentary job and I eat Thai food which is horrifcally bad for you.
  15. Put it in a box of Earl Grey. Should be fine.
  16. The toilets with the walls kicked through and a hosepipe shared between the cubicles. The nightlife that closes at 15:00. No street food. No restaurants. No ATMs. No sim cards. No sidewalks. The streets filled with packs of dogs and mad homeless people. Come on guys its all about Laos now!
  17. I wore diapers for the first few years in Thailand but it got too difficult to hide them. The bag that they come in is huge. Now I just plan ahead and avoid traffic jams.
  18. Why you don go! The traffic light is broken. Broken mean you go!! You cause big problem now!
  19. Soggy raw base, covered in condensed milk with extra sugar, hold the cheese, no seasoning and about the size of a child's hand. They know how I like it. How about you? What are your favourite Thai pizzas?
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  20. There were no wars 51 years ago.
  21. All Thai women are hot. Your theory is flawed.
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