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Chris Daley

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  1. I just want to get out of it as fast as possible before he scams me with the no change act or double the price.
  2. Fried salad and oily kebabs with a handful of fried bananas. 10 sugars in my iced tea please or maybe just pure sugar cane water?
  3. There was a lot of smog today.
  4. Laos is an absolute cesspit and just crappier version of Thailand in everyway. But it is close to Thailand.
  5. They are highly annoying. I said 'krapao mu kai dao' about 6 times to one of the freaks. She just looked at me blank. I asked my girlfriend later and she said the woman was from Myanmar.
  6. Pick-up + van combo. Those drivers are some of the lowest lifeforms on earth. They can even make a stationary car dangerous.
  7. Get the rudest most angry staff and fill the airport with them. That will boost confidence.
  8. They are trying to work out who is pee and who is nong. Give them a chalk board.
  9. No woman would ever want to speak to a man unless it's for a ride home or money. This is a rule of thumb.
  10. Well the correct answer is 'ask the nearest man to chase him and stamp on his face'.
  11. You will be sitting around a canteen and playing cards. I'm pretty sure you can keep in touch.
  12. According to the bible genesis 19: 1–38, raping your daughter is better than being gay. So good job Somchai.
  13. Put it in the toilet money boxes. Those things are full of rupees and chunks of random metal I find laying around.
  14. Never been there in 8 years. Don't plan on going there.
  15. - chase them, stamp on them and kick them in the face - call the police - ask the nearest man for help (woman) - chase them, take the bag back and give them some money - forget it because your money is in the bank
  16. Will be working on Christmas day. Not a lazy bum like most people on here.
  17. A noisy <deleted>hole.
  18. More complications to the process. More queues.
  19. There are some options like a net, or plastic screen. Some people just bolt on metal sheeting. If they ask say you have cats and you don't want the cat to climb out. These villages are fill of very bored Karens.
  20. Fill out the girlfriend stole passport form, a photo copy of your passport and pay the fine.
  21. I went to the back of the house and my slippers where not there so I had to put on my girlfriend's minnie mouse ones. I am now a woman.
  22. Poor man is better. It's a piece of piss to come to the UK.
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