Grumpy one

Sweet Jesus, you like to express yourself somewhat. Did you spit your dummy out and can't find it? My reason for the emoji is simple, I am an OLD man who tires easily, and it was my nap time.

Using the term " dude " makes me think you have partaken in way too many teenage movies. As for growing up, I have seen enough in my lifetime to know I have grown up and survived more crap than I should have So just go back to writing your inane 4 word posts and PLEASE try to be a man, after all you do have opposing thumbs

Sorry no prize for being a primate

I agree, it is amazing you can walk upright

No brain either

Tomorrow's news A ladyboy returns gold necklaces to Indian tourist

A dyke on a bike, acting like a drunken man. She got balls

He needs to be charged with acting the Goat His cell mates might then be charged with <deleted> the goat

When driving on a motor way and your wife tells you to do a U turn, sane people DO NOT take notice of said request and it's not an ego thing

As a kid I always listened to what my mother told me and did the opposite. Now at 75 as I listen to my wife telling me what to do, I usually fall asleep, or just switch off What have I learnt in all these years, do as you want, but don't blame anyone but yourself if things go tits up

So you prefer male oral sex

At a guess he bought his ladyboy a new condo and car

He doesn't know what the word means Another word he failed to learn is Honesty

Would this womans crapping on the seat have anything to do with this Bolt drivers' ability to operate anything more advanced than a buffalo?

Must have something to do with climate change, it never evaporated before

The locals have enough weapons, please don't offer any more

Let us hope the kid gets a family that will love him

After the first murder, this guys execution would have saved his mother. No doubt he will be out again in a few years to continue culling the family

Water too rough for boats, no worries we send sea plane

Just don't let him teach Accounting, the books will be well and truly cooked

The Pattaya ladyboys will be thrilled with this news. So many Indians, so many gold chains.

If you are referring to me, you are way off course. As for you, a little man who gets bitch slapped by ladyboys and monkeys What does this say about you. It must be a sad life you have when primates and the lowlifes reject you. Best you return to Aus and put on a brave face and try to act as a man, although that may be impossible. No doubt your farther would agree with me on your less than manly whining

The nose ring makes it easier to chain them to a pole when you go to the pub Don't forget the padlock

One question, What the F##k is Lemon tree song I know I'm an old fart but really, I did have a life back then, even if I was covered in oil and grease keeping my old V8 side valves going