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Grumpy one

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  1. Where did I leave that bar girl, the love of my life ??
  2. I believe the rest of the family reside just down from me
  3. Please try for an earlier departure , that way we can all rejoice and celebrate sooner
  4. With a lump or 2 of ????
  5. Lamb with mint sauce ????
  6. Call me anything you like, I probably wont hear it
  7. With wide rear wheels, wet road, speed and no weight in the rear this was an accident waiting to happen.
  8. It would depend a lot on how many ex-wives you have Houses don't grow on trees
  9. Red Fanta will cure anything here in LOS, except diabetes
  10. A sense of humour as you stand in line
  11. Sorry my old brain is getting an overload of the family. You are correct
  12. How can Bangkok flood ? After a certain prisoners daughter claimed there would be NO MORE floods in the city. Was this a politician telling lies ? ????
  13. Are you sure its his extra tail, or an enlarged bent penis ????
  14. The man is lucky he was stabbed. Old thunder thighs could have sat on him,
  15. I couldn't agree more, but are you are assuming the crane had normal working brakes Over sized brake drums from too much machining and worn brake shoes would send the rig down the road to oblivion such as here
  16. My dear old dad and an uncle used to say. If you run over an Arab, reverse over him a few times to do a proper job This was the thinking in WW2 in Egypt and other Middle East Guess they didn't like kebabs back then
  17. Maybe they forgot stage 2, the shut ???? Or was it the 9 tonne load that broke the chassis
  18. The boy's not worried about his jewels being on show
  19. The women miss the meat
  20. Next time he is driving may I suggest " Duck Soup " as the movie to show his passengers
  21. When I was 21 it was a very good year. My gf was 42 and hot and wealthy I enjoyed the good times, new car plenty of cash. Then the cow went back to her husband Never again will I go with an older woman One pensioner to a house is plenty
  22. There is no known reason for this animal to reside on earth. Remove his penis with a blunt knife then feed it to him No need to waste a bullet, just feed him to the residents at a crocodile farm
  23. The spirits were strong in this woman, especially the Gin Vodka and Rum
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