Grumpy one

Guess he won't be staying there after his reincarnation

I prefer rum in mine

Now everyone will want a free gecko in their cakes

RIP to the innocent Pole

With no mention of any overstay, this must be a first for a Nigerian drug dealer staying here

Chinese sub for Thailand

Sharing a loud smelly fart or 3 with my wife is pay back for her noisy friends and family

Do you think your insurance company would pay for any claims if the bike is not registered ? Good luck with that

Your last 2 words are so sweet to hear

Maybe a hungry, lost croc is the culprit

Another nutter from Mother England

Cop on the left may regret being in the photo shoot when bosses see it Definitely not fitting regulation weight limits

He simply wanted to recharge his battery

Who would have thought the Great Pumpkin was a loon

Why be so harsh on this woman All she is has done is a little home renovation In the next few years, she may run a successful demolition business

Don't bother, I doubt reading about you being banged by a Nasty Nomad or 3 would help your credibility.

For the sad fool who replied I will make it simple Did you bring a tinny A tinny was a common name for a beer can, prior to Aluminum being used

Experience must be a bitch

Didyabringatinny sound better

With a good Greek name, I wonder if his grandfather once owned a Fish and Chip shop or a Milk Bar in Aus

This way Thailand saves on fish head soup and rice Let Nigeria pay for his room and board

Maybe he should have thought about that prior to hitting the go pedal to the floor

It was'nt inside the car with the driver

Hung drawn and quartered if you do it in mine.