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Grumpy one

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  1. Well paid casual job at karaoke bar maybe
  2. The God Squad probably think its a good spot to recruit from. They get the lot, cuming and going
  3. A holiday home is awaiting HIM
  4. Looking at the damaged door, it looks that was where the cop landed after being hit
  5. Neck brace and arm sling, did he slip over going in the back door of the hospital
  6. Next weeks news, Gunmen kept busy removing claimants of large family inheritance
  7. I read it wrong, he is safe in Blighty, with all the sunshine predicted
  8. My mistake, when I first read it I assumed the flight retuned to BKK
  9. Maybe he was taking his g/f home first
  10. Guess which Darwin Award contender won't be returning to Blighty for a while
  11. She should be subjected to the full extent of the law. I'm sure a few years in T S's soon to be vacated room with a view is available
  12. Australia's Royal family would have been the late Dame Edna and Sir Les Patterson
  13. Buddhists believe in reincarnation, same crap different religion
  14. No doubt the spirit of the deceased came back and stripped the house. He wanted it for the after life.
  15. Go suck a haggis you wee lad
  16. Many questions were asked, But was the driver asked how he lost control of the car? Had he or the car been out drinking I ask about the car as every time you read about these incidents, it's the cars fault
  17. I'm not that sort of person. I would rather stay around and annoy the likes of you
  18. Or a well placed OO gauge shot gun cartridge fired under his chin
  19. Will he also add smoking and cremations to the list
  20. Customer service, that would be an oxymoron in this country
  21. All government employees have had years of practise starring into space
  22. My s.i.l. thinks Australia is next to Germany
  23. Until today I thought all snakes slithered. But thanks to this intrepid reporter I found out they lurk. This has added to my vast wealth of useless information, I thank you.
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