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Grumpy one

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  1. The Great White Whale is alive and well by the look of things
  2. At my age, waking up each morning is exciting enough
  3. How does one crack down on these people. After all there is NO prostitution in Thailand
  4. Get a Thai g/f, she and the family will care for the bike while you are away
  5. The hole was caused by brake failure on a passing UFO ????
  6. Maybe they wanted a change of scenery ????
  7. The government set down the rules, then let c/l run wild Over the years c/l seems to have written a new rule book that changes with the wind Back in 1999 my mother received a letter telling her to repay some extra money that was sent The letter started Since your death you have been paid 3 weeks pension that you must return So much for intelligent staff
  8. To get the pension you need to be a resident at the time of application Not in Aus dont even try
  9. Just sing " Always look on the bright side of life " when you shower.
  10. No way she would get the pension unless she applies in Aus. Centrelink like to cause as much hassle as they can
  11. Does the cop have the correct permit to operate the well used and abused Sumitomo excavator ?
  12. Years ago I had a noisy neighbour who liked to crank up his stereo for hours on end. One night I had had enough. I put on a cd When the lion sleeps tonight, hit the replay and went out Next day this guy comes to me begging not to play that tune again I guess 5 hours of it was a tad overkill
  13. Heavens no, this woman is the salt of the earth Now all she needs is planting
  14. 2 mil sounds like a fair price to pay. Next time the silly cow will supervise the job
  15. I hope they took plenty of photos, as the aircraft wont look to good in a few weeks. Some may get to see the new year, if lucky
  16. looking on the bright side, a pair of sox will last twice as long
  17. A highly skilled engineer is required to erect these chairs ????
  18. Will the massage include the happy ending ?
  19. Just be thankful its not Pelicans doing the deed
  20. I take it you were not a resident of Bondi in the 70's

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