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Grumpy one

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  1. Bah Hum Bug
  2. Should that not read " Who are you doing "
  3. When he gets kicked out of the Temple he could change sides and ordain as a Catholic Priest. He has the right skill set, just needs to change from saffron to black .
  4. Some of these middle aged and well used tarts have to get money from some place, why not hit up a fellow farang
  5. I see in the photo she managed to save her phone from the dark blue Honda
  6. So he likes to keep busy, unlike bar stool warmers here.
  7. Just what Thailand needs to entice visitors. A cable car that will never be maintained. What could go wrong
  8. Is this kid named Octopussy All those weapons will need more than 2 arms
  9. Best you stay away from bar girls, they are bad for ones mental health
  10. It's also a hard life for the elephants who's habitat is taken away rai by rai. How long before these magnificent creatures are gone forever
  11. Is this one of the Chinese cops that were coming here,
  12. I can hook you up with a small boobed, chubby brown local spinster She prefers western food rather than Thai. The down side is if she wants more food she tends to howl a bit. If interested, you need to speak softly to her and take her for walks during the evening. Did I mention she is a bit of a dog
  13. So Thailand has a Taxation Police Division. Not many pay tax, so what do they do. Besides chasing ambulances to road accidents
  14. He probably has a better conversation with himself than with his fellow countrymen
  15. The katoey was heard singing " I want to hold your hand "
  16. Breaking news a monkey was seen in a tree in a nature reserve. If it was seen driving a car, that may be news, but some HAVE been trained to wear uniforms and act like police
  17. Brings back memories of Centrelink in Aus. My deceased mother was sent a letter stating " since your death, you have received 3 fortnightly payments. We would like you to contact us in regards to returning the money "
  18. Every road in Thailand is in the running for the road to hell
  19. Is google trying to produce maps from songs Can't wait for " Highway to hell "
  20. The next news will be an all in Bitch fight, hope it is televised
  21. She got it right, daddy wants a war to go on and on, just like his death bed illness
  22. Things happened during Covid lock down, that were not advertised. Borders being moved was just one of them, another was I can't get my favourite Aussy rum anymore Frigate
  23. His wallet is way too fat to enter a prison cell door
  24. My wife works at eradicating what little grey matter I have left.
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