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Grumpy one

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  1. It slipped out of my hand when I raised it to make a toast
  2. Wife hung our lights on the patio about 5 years ago. Still there and get switched on maybe twice each year, if she remembers
  3. He was carrying the 200,000 baht to buy the gold chain
  4. The parents should cover all the costs as they no doubt failed at teaching their little prince's right from wrong. If all else fails, start dumping stray dogs over their fence, along with any turds laying about the street
  5. The cops get free photo's of themselves showing "how hard" they work
  6. So you are proud to be a cheap charlie, no doubt wearing a genuine knock off rolex
  7. Some people should not be allowed out alone Her parents must be proud of her, blowing that much cash.
  8. Doctor Who or any other time traveller may argue your logic
  9. Is Spam actually a healthy food product, that is the burning question
  10. He is a danger to the public in many ways 1 Anyone picking up the cash could injure their backs if twisting too much 2 If he did launch himself into orbit, he may land on a person collecting the cash 3 If a few people are bobbing around collecting the money, someone may make a video and label it as a Patts sex show in public Just saying
  11. Shoot the bike, let the rider become a pedestrian
  12. 1 You must be Thai to be able to do this 2 If in doubt about the legality of this practice Refer to 1
  13. In a year from now most of the brides will be thanking the bridal shop for saving them.
  14. Go to the roof the day before with a group of like minded persons and start to celebrate early. Block off the doors and say to hell with you. P S Don't blame me if you get arrested or you all commit suicide like a group of Lemmings
  15. But that was true love no doubt. And they both lived happily together, for 2 days.
  16. This is quite true, but the loons here seem to have a much shorter and more flammable fuse
  17. Will these passport departure gates be small box's with a less friendly Immigration officer hidden inside, opposed to the current friendly folks bidding you farewell
  18. Lets organise a fishing contest with nets for an endangered species. We can restock the 60 fish with young ones that may not survive 1 year On the bright side, our greedy pockets will be full of cash
  19. Why give such a detailed account of what he was wearing? Are the fashion police involved in this case ?
  20. " In a relatively dark accident site " that has a street light on a concrete pole in front of the house, where the car stopped. Is this woman a MOTH ?
  21. Wait for flying cars to on the market
  22. The teachers punishment should be the same as the kid got. Only increase thickness of tray to 25 mm, and strike on head
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