Until today I thought all snakes slithered.
But thanks to this intrepid reporter I found out they lurk.
This has added to my vast wealth of useless information, I thank you.
Do what a pair of Aunties did a couple of years ago to cars parked on their driveway.
Hammer time.
Or just put a minute scratch on it, the owner will arrive in a nanosecond to claim damages
His footwear should be enough to get 10 years in a cage.
White calf length socks and dirty white Crocs, with a white rag on his knee
Throw away the key