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Grumpy one

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  1. Or a well placed OO gauge shot gun cartridge fired under his chin
  2. Will he also add smoking and cremations to the list
  3. Customer service, that would be an oxymoron in this country
  4. All government employees have had years of practise starring into space
  5. My s.i.l. thinks Australia is next to Germany
  6. Until today I thought all snakes slithered. But thanks to this intrepid reporter I found out they lurk. This has added to my vast wealth of useless information, I thank you.
  7. Way to go Wassana, not only do you get a scar as a memento, you win the Darwin Award for this week
  8. Those shoes are mops, to clean up the liquid and solid waste that will spill when the glass cracks
  9. Pour bleach down the drains, it will stop the little suckers in their tracks
  10. Do what a pair of Aunties did a couple of years ago to cars parked on their driveway. Hammer time. Or just put a minute scratch on it, the owner will arrive in a nanosecond to claim damages
  11. It's good to read true love is alive ( just ) and well in Pattaya
  12. Only if it was gold
  13. And the Easter Bunny is also real
  14. The Leopards will be lodging a complaint this week. They desire to be driven around in a Bentley convertible, like their cousins
  15. Do you have Vampires as well, or just a Thai G/F
  16. May the Baht go down like Linda Lovelace
  17. Add some chilli and garlic, the perfect BBQ for the village
  18. Are the dogs listed as used military equipment or abused equipment Also do the failed conscripts get auctioned off as well ??
  19. His footwear should be enough to get 10 years in a cage. White calf length socks and dirty white Crocs, with a white rag on his knee Throw away the key
  20. When younger I had no trouble with loud noise. Alas, now I am a Grumpy Old Basket who enjoys peace and quiet
  21. When I saw the headline I thought my wife's sister was back in Thailand.
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