NONG CHOK

A few lead weights in it's left ear will do the trick. Pitbulls are evil animals and should be banned in Thailand. Doesn't the moron who owns the dog realise that the kid maybe next.

A tax dodge.

Of course the idiot captain will never tell who gave him the go ahead. It's was a real brain dead decision at the moment they a I think that they call it flag of convenience

The first thing you should do when you first hit Pattaya is to shed your thin skin. Just ignore everyone unless you know them.

Last year I seen it first hand in the foyer of my condo in Na Klua. A tall asian guy, maybe "Korean" went right off his head. probaly drugged up. The female office manager tried to intervene and he threw a heavy fist at her, luckily for her it missed. I told her to ring the cops, one arrived 20 minutes later, he was that young looking he could've been on work experience. The "Korean" guy punched him in the face and the young cop bled freely. Next thing the calvary arrived, all tooled up like a terrorist squad. The 4 cops tackled him, lifted him up and drove his head into the tiled floor. Then they picked him up and threw him down the stairs head first. He was then shackled in a crucifix position in the back of the cops pick up and the vehicle sped away. I never heard anymore about this but I'm sure he got a savage beating when they got him back into a police cell. This happened around 8 am in the morning, which was strange as most of these dramas usually happen later in the night or early morning.

I totally agree with that advice and drink plenty of water. Most importantly keep away from aunties chew and spew.

Twelve years ago I returned to Australia to sell my appartment, of course her indoors tagged along as I was going for 3 months. I fixed everything up for her visa wise, then the s**t hit the fan when we arrived at Melbourne Airport. The immigration took her into a room and I demanded to be with her as she was my legal wife. I was told that her Thai passport was invalid as it had an unacceptable date of birth. When I checked her passport I noticed there was only the month and year she was born, no day. I told the officer that if he checked the data base he would see that she was accepted on two other occasions with me using the same passport. After an hour or so I requested to speak to the person in charge. At last commonsense prevailed and I was told to make sure that the DOB is corrected before any future trips. So back in Thailand we went to all the appropiate offices. Even the office in Korat where she was registered. Typical Thais no one would bite the bullet and type in a new day number. It doesn't really matter now as my travelling days are over. It's just another warning that people should check all their documents or do a very expensive U turn cutting short their holidays.

Fake news, there’s no prostitution in Pattaya.

I lost my virginty in the back seat of my first car. The experience was ok but I'm sure it would've been much better if I had've had company.

Bring it on.

That was probably due to those Darwin stubbies.

After reading this story several times it occured to me that the lady in question may've had more pricks than a second hand dart board. I know of a Thai lady from Korat, where the locals suggest that she's had 7 of these types of weddings. The locals also suggest that 3 of her farang lovers died by suspicious circumstances. Of course nothing proven but I know from experience that Isarn ladies never let the truth get in the way of a good story when they get in a mob.

The Royal Thai Airforce should be warned before they depart that the major players in this war zone are super heavy hitters compared to Cambodia.

A good start would be to ban motor bike food carts. Also pedestrians should walk facing the oncoming traffic. It's near on impossible avoiding an accident with the traffic coming behind you.

It's obvious to see that there's a very slim chance that Epstein committed suicide . His passing allows all and sundry to say " I did nothing wrong " and " I know nothing." How convenient.

I always thought that the people elected the government and the government elected the prime minister. Apparently that doesn't apply in Thailand.

I played many sports in my younger days. When I was around 40 yo I ran in 5 marathons. I soon found out that doctors are useless for anything physical whereas a good chiropractor can fix most sports injuries that don't need surgery.

I'm a punter who uses a VPN to place bets and when my horses get beat I take it out on my laptop. Seriously a few years was probally more like 15 years plus. Really who knows and who cares, I was just suggesting where I believe is a very good PC repair shop.

Will the evidence stand up in court?

When are they going to decide to have designated tourist areas. I live on the outskirts of Bangkok and go to Pattaya to have holidays in my condo. Everywhere I go many of the Buddhist tragics see a day off work as a day to get totally sh*t faced. It's even more obvious up north when I visit my wifes large family. Many of the true believers up there get hammered in the local wat car park. Anutin changed the weed laws to muscle in on the action, so why can't he give the green light to selling booze and it might just give the tourist stats a lift.

I've been going to a computer repair shop in Tukcom Pattaya for several years now. When you get to Tukcom go up to the 3rd floor, turn right and you will walk straight into the shop. The guy there is around 60 yo and speaks fair English. Every repair the've done for me has been what I expected at a very reasonable rate.

Hi there, I decided to take control of my weight 6 years ago. So I cut back on bread, no rice, no pasta or potatoes and walked about 50 hours per month and I lost 15 kilograms. Everything was fine uptil 2 months ago when I developed an annoying knee pain. I don't remember when it first started but it's rather annoying as not only I have to put up with the pain when walking but my knee can all but buckle up without warning. Is there a way to treat this. Before I moved to Thailand I knew a great chiropractor but as yet I haven't seen one in Pattaya. Are there any other suggestions to remove this pain?

It still amazes me why tourists need motor bikes. When I arrived in Pattaya I used to pick out a hotel around the area I knew and booked it for a few nights. Then I'd have a good look around then move to a hotel within walking distance or a 10 baht ride on a baht bus from the bars that I used to drink in. In all these years I've never had a problem. I own a condo close to Naklua Road the ambulances roar past every hour over a 24 hour period. I would presume carrying at least 95% of motor bike crash victims.

Musk maybe the Worlds richest man but does that entitle him to have the worlds biggest mouth? He loves sticking his nose into every countries business bar his own.

That should read that the jock strap is fur lined.