Best sandwich?
Beetroot, dill pickles and swiss cheese on lightly toasted sourdough.
What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
Broken appliances that I will never have time to fix.
What is the scariest animal?
Monkeys
Apples or oranges?
Why not both
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
Yep.
What do you think happens when we die?
You no longer wake in the mornings.
Favorite action movie?
Convoy.
Airplane: window or aisle?
Don’t care, I take drugs and sleep.
Favorite smell?
Ladies fanny farts
Least favorite smell?
Ladies anus farts
Exercise: worth it?
Only if it involves sex.
Flat or sparkling?
Flat or sparkling what
Most used app on your phone?
Candy Crush
You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
Cannibal Corpse – I Cum Blood.
What number am I thinking of?
666
Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
What the <deleted> just happened.