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DezLez

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  1. I would take myself in hand if I was you and not think too much about the consequences of what happens when you come back on stream on the forum! You may have to wipe the slate clean if your (e)missions have been over productive!
  2. Come off it, I am sure you can shake a few more come backs at us if you put your heart and hands to it!
  3. Being the modest person that I am I tend to just use a single tissue rather than a hole box! But I am sure you can all come back with more hand or heart-warming anecdotes!
  4. It gives a new perspective to the phrase "the camel you rode in on"!
  5. I think we are getting clittered up by too many come-ly puns and put ins!
  6. She obviously got her come-uppance and as such I'm gagging at the thought!
  7. We are all entitled to our own opinions. You have made your extreme views known, which I disagree with! Therefore, this is the end of my "discussion" with you on this subject!
  8. It is extreme and totally unwarranted in any civilised society!
  9. I'll drink to that if you invite me! PS; I promise to come alone!
  10. I had to come back and look at this a second time to see the connection!
  11. of autumn? I thought spring came after Christmas!
  12. I was going to sing a hymen hymn in praise of that comment, but the idea got busted by some big godforsaken pr!ck!
  13. I again disagree as I believe that the conception of this thread is virgin on the immaculate!
  14. Or maybe they are just trying to say "go fourth and multiply"!
  15. This link is working at the moment from Thailand without VPN! Download Navmix APK for Android - free - latest version (softonic.com)
  16. Are you just being a Troll? I am anti "weed", for very personal reasons, but your post is extreme and uncalled for!
  17. What has the "government" of Wales got to do with their football team?
  18. Since you obviously have access to the contents of the laptop and can vouch for it's authenticity how about sharing some of it here so we can join into an informed discussion about facts and not speculation and inuendo!
  19. If Jesus had his second coming, I doubt he’d be crucified as nobody double-crosses Jesus!
  20. I don't agree! I think it is a good representation of the first coming of Jesus!
  21. On a WC door I assume!
  22. What with I wonder!
  23. May the spirits and the moon shine on you and be well distilled about and with you! PS; lets drink to that!
  24. Maybe you should shift into warmer gear!
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