NanLaew

I've just had an epiphany. I must be Thai!

First of all, what you describe isn't dating.

If it's economically viable, cut your losses and abandon ship. If it isn't economically viable, cut your losses and abandon ship.

Which dark and musty place did you pull that unlikely "statistic" from? Why do you ask? Most people don't use cash any more.

Is the bank manager a relative of Health Minister Noo by any chance?

The magic of this caretaker adminstration knows no bounds.

I wouldn't be beating up on any old(er) fatties riding on mobility scooters. I am pretty sure that most of them would much prefer to walk, drive or ride a bike and don't want to ride those scooters. There's a whole plethora of debillitating disorders that aren't outwardly apparent, especially illness related to the lungs. Yes, you can get fat because you are lazy but you can also get fat when you have a medical condition that prevents exercise.

Why is this a concern? Is their 'church' anywhere near your favorite bar?

How would it have helped? You can't "speed away" with a wheel clamp attached. Hope this helps.

That's a rhetorical one.

I read that spermatozoa are invisible to the naked eye. Even the dead ones.

Where should it be built and if that location is removed far from the city, would you still want to buy it?

Yes probably but housekeepoing change the bed linens. The recirculatory pipework in a jacuzzi doesn't completely drain after each use.

Not sure about these in-suite jacuzzi thingmabobs at all. Do you know what other guests do in them?

Queue the THAI bashers with predicatble comments about poor service, government freebies, and bad experiences on overpriced flights from last century

Throwaway. As in lives lost in minivan prangs?

Odds are shortening as we type!

That's all? My maid tosses me.

So really what you are saying is you're not clever enough to configure a simple poll here on AseanNow.

Not my experience in over 5 years with roojai in either Thai OR English. Yes, I know they're an insurance broker. So they are communicating with you in YOUR native tongue and you can't understand them but it's THEIR problem?

4-1 on it's the GF.

Correct. They just charge 10,000 baht and up to toast any old stranger.

Same, same, just that Lingam is a more exotic, less anatomical name for it. And it's prostate BTW. Unless you are just talking about lying down?

Ah, so it IS a harangue about Thai Airways not aligning with the 0.1% of the world's airlines that provide free in-flight internet. I'm happy that all works out for you eventually but in the meantime, can I ask that you wake me up after we land? Thanks.

We are talking about road traffic accidents and fatalities in Thailand on a Thai-centric internet forum. Hope this helps with your bunched panties issue. Yours truly,