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Iamfalang

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  1. mai bpen rai sell to falang cheap. discount. promotion. good price for you. lucky. once a falang said they build very good in Thailand. I'm still laughing. That was 5 years ago
  2. nothing gets falangs more upset than going to a super, super, super poor country and realizing even the poor folks save more and drive a nicer car. Bitter day falang!!! lol falang land, can save 180k baht in a month not that difficult once in an established career. if wife and husband working, can save 300k in a month sometimes. pensions...............hahahhahhahahaha...... that's for the really super poor.
  3. You probably need a professional therapist. A Thai monk is not a professional therapist, and being around a monk won't give you any sense of anything. Also, find a small room and say nothing and do nothing for a week. only rice and water. common practice. Thailand is an escape, which is fine/good. Can stay fit, think, live, survive, have fun, do nothing, explore, do more nothing, whatever...... but find yourself? Maybe if you want to come out of the closet or something, then I understand. Find yourself? Peace, no, Thailand isn't some magic place where people find peace. perspective? yes. seeing poor people can wake you up. Now I'm engulfed by tons of SMOKE, dogs barking, ants in my bathroom and my gf wants more money. Did I find myself? Absolutely not. Came here to f..................... off for years and that's what I did. I did realize most foreigners are worse, so that's good. they only talk about sex, money, complaining (like this post. lol), and don't seem to care about their health or future. lost. Thailand is awesome for like a few years......then COVID added a few more. If you have zero aspirations in your life, LOS for sure. find yourself? absolutely not the place. you might lie to yourself the first weeks or months, that's fine....you are not finding yourself, you are simply avoiding and escaping the real problem. nothing wrong with that.
  4. Your entire life's mission should be helping children, yet you starve them to make more money. Let's hope the kids had money to buy all the junk sold around school, and I have a feeling this wasn't the only thing this guy did and the length of bad deeds is long. 50 years seems harsh, but not when we are talking about children (77 counts, maybe 77 kids? probably hundreds)
  5. I'm wondering if it really is a coincidence. It might be the plan of media agencies to publish stories otherwise not told. I've heard worse that never hit the major papers, many times over. I expect more of these stories, and then a massive push for some drug reform/new penalties/something.
  6. I need to do some Googling, because I was sure he's not just swimming straight across. 15 km is absolutely insane. 5 km I understand and have done before with a wetsuit. 10 km, never, and seems ridiculous. 15 km, wow. ------------------- The 36 year old revealed that he would swim 15 kilometres across the Mekong River starting from the Naga Monument in the northeastern province of Nakhon Phanom to Sikhottabong Stupa in Laos on Saturday, October 22.
  7. This is why I buy the units above and below me, as well as on either side. Install 5 meter thick steel walls, like a safe room and then place 1,897 noise cancelling units everywhere. oh, it works. I also want a device when I go out to the bars I don't see people, or hear anyone. in the works... yea, my space ship isn't ready yet................... soon. space has it's own problems!!!!
  8. Who knows, what a nightmare as a parent. wow. Easy for lazy Pattaya falang to say after the fact, but I'll say anyhow. I would TRY to drive my son to one of those meth detox places at the temple or something. I really don't know what else I'd try................ Killing your own son...........OMG, yea...............what a horrible situation. Drinking and drugs won't allow you to accomplish your dreams. Nobody dreams of being killed by their dad while on drugs.
  9. OMG, I can imagine. At JIB (computer store), I returned and swapped out a 40,000 laptop in about 10-minutes. I was so excited it wasn't like what I expected (your story I assume and dread before attempting anything like this, and I really tried to convince myself to NOT do it), that I gave each employee 100 baht. Once.............no, Twice I bought shoes for like 100 baht each and both pairs broke (sole came off) within a few minutes. I think one I tried to glue, didn't really work well. I didn't even consider going back to the store..............I just laughed.
  10. I'm surprised all these posters haven't attacked every single word!!! Road???? Yes, look at the picture!!!! OMG, road!!! OMG, what is wrong with this article!!!! lol "on"......Of course!!!! Not "in"!!!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG......................... relax perfect humans.
  11. I live in the penthouse of a 103-story building!!!!!! how can I???!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!!?!??! no matter, I build floating room in clouds and worry about planes. eat birds, drink rain, good good
  12. I think the question has to do with DURABILITY, not performance. I buy car go fast fast....speed same same.....one car 100,000 baht, break one week. fake car. lol It is a good feeling to have a razor that lasts. Another reason my third ex-wife left me fake, fake, cheap, cheap.....buy 10000000 razors same same good German steel!!!! lol
  13. falang no understand five years.....falang thinks, "why, no fair?" then falang goes to Pattaya, meets bar girls, no helmet, motorbike drunk, and wonders why trouble trouble. of course, if back in falang neighborhood falang call police!!! They need to do this as a sting operation for falangs.................hahhahahhahaha. lol. just kidding falang, i am falang. same same. no no no no
  14. Ever is a very interesting word. Ever. YES. 5.4 million years ago I remember, 87.97 million years ago. Even 38,977 years ago. Now I will ask, "Will this ever happen again?" Well, expect Earth to be around for the next 2 billion years................
  15. In my latest bestseller book, I make it clear!!!! 1. check instagram 2. update Facebook with food picture 3. Give three likes 4. check hair 5. four selfies 6. Look where you are driving 7. Ask yourself, "Does anyone around you have more Facebook friends?" If no, another selfie Lack of concern for others??? First, get 1 million Facebook friends. Take care of yourself first!!!!!
  16. Luckily I learned this early on. Maybe 12-years ago. Two stories. One scammed people. One did bad stuff. People complained online, reported a FACT (yes, both convicted). Both sued these commentors, and both won. Freedom of speech. not same same every country. Last year hear two Thais sued other Thais because of Facebook. Won six-figure judgement. What they said online was NOTHING compared to what a falang would write back in good ol red white and blue. I've never had a social media account under my real name.......probably never will. why???? fake accounts, never comment even with fake accounts on Facebook. why???????
  17. I have to imagine the cartels are very, very powerful and very, very intimidating. Eventually, someone will work with them............. 1983, country not mentioned, massage house, 10 cartel members busted in and started taking pictures of me!!! I had three wives, 11 kids, and a great job!!! If you are in a business where cartels know you name.............get in another business. Ok, back to Call of Duty................I'm pwning these wanna be ganstas
  18. Google tells me ONLY 150,000,000 souls are homeless in the world. I gotta imagine that number is much higher. 1,000,000,000 souls living on less than $1 per day. I think everyone should have compassion for the homeless. You will have the clowns who try to villainize these people. The world is not fair to many, help if you can.
  19. Have you been to a place called THAILAND???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! When I was a teacher, kids LOVED ice cream, chocolate, crisps (?????) - chips or french fries, I think, pizza, etc..... They ALSO LOVE FRIED everything. fried chicken is big in Thialand!!! Sugar is way bigger here than America. America simply has portion sizes that can feed 100 people and weather suited for staying inside and doing nothing for most. Obviously, America probably has some of the fittest people on the planet. 350 million, you get it all. The amount of Kanom or pastries here is OFF THE CHAIN son........ way more here. Intermittent fasting, IMO, is garbage. also according to a Ted Talk I heard on Youtube. lol
  20. I agree!!! Worst of the worst!!! Ban alcohol, bars, massages, dirty old men, and when LOS has literally ZERO tourists and closes down and kicks out all falangs and the government has no money for roads, hospitals, schools, anything.................well, then I'll be happy!!!! I have been in Thailand for 32 years and would NEVER go to a bar, seedy place, talk with massage lady or do anything to make someone think I'm a dirty old man!!!! Elephant washing every morning, Wat at noon, and pick strawberries every night. If I hear Pattaya, BKK, Phuket, CM, Udon Thai or one more sex place I'll go crazy!!!!!!!! I'm guessing 20% GDP related to these dirty old men, but they make me sick!!! I'm here to save the soi dogs!!!!!
  21. Booking is very difficult!!!! Whale fishing? NO, I am falang and not want Piranhas? OMG, Are you kidding????!?!?!?!? Shark? Dude, nothing that aggressive!!! Mermaid? Finally, now we're talking. Non-binary fluid? What?? 10,000 you ok? How many mermaids? 3. OK OK OK OK
  22. yup. tried some electric razors, garbage. for years I know the 50 baht razors are horrible, but they do the job and if they are fake I don't care.............50 baht. this is LOS, where fake items are GOOD BUSINESS. Will you boycott???!!! No, people love cheap stuff even if it's fake. if you want real, that is for falang land or you must really spend a lot of money. if this is a WAR..........then spend 100,000,000 baht and get gillette razors from America for life. Then be done with it. Or I can send you to my friend Tham Tam Tam who has special promotion 199 baht!!!! Once in the last year a seller told me, "Sorry, don't buy that. It's fake." I was googling the brand on my phone without thinking.......sometimes I forget. In fact, what isn't fake. This message was deep faked under the USSR Secret Fake Mission : Scam Falang.
  23. I hope these kids get therapy. This is, of course, trauma, and if gone unchecked can wreck havoc on everyone they meet in the future. I can see a Nexflix series 20 years from now................witnessed a parent killed via stabbing at a temple. Everyone will think, "yea, that's gonna mess you up."
  24. I remember 2009. Things will change!!! Since then, about EIGHTY (80) MILLION people have died worldwide because of pollution. Don't worry falangs, Thailand is LOS and Paradise and when I smelled (smelt?) smoke this morning I was sooo happy!!!! Happy days are here again!!!! This morning I downloaded the AQI app back on my phone. It was only uninstalled for four months. Apologists, get ready. Please tell me how this is only minor and 20 bowl noodle soup makes up for bad air to breathe all day, all night, destroying children's brains. tell me how i'm dramatic, but I won't see you in the hospital consoling the 80 million......................and their families.
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