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OMG, I almost got hit by a motorbike on a sidewalk!!!! WOW, almost got run over by a motorbike going the wrong way!!! OMG, a bus going up a hill took both lanes and almost killed all of us!!! WOW, 10 people on a motorbike going 5 kph is obstructing traffic, dangerous!!! OMG, dude's walking is 100000000 animals in the middle of the road, dangerous!!! WOW, an entire family and a baby are on a motorbike and none are wearing helmets!!! OMG.............. Falangs..........................we are not treated the same. We are ...................... falang.

I really was expecting something crazier. To be honest, I could've seen myself doing this maybe 5 years ago.................Maybe starting in a park, then getting in traffic and thinking this is like being a bike messenger in NYC............... I've done TONS of biking in crazy traffic without a helmet, but not on the news............yet. They say he was "highly inappropriate".........................this is what I need to know!!!!! This could be the most important part.

I'm trying to enjoy my coffee and reading about these BAD FALANGS who said something like, "I want to be famous. Let's do this." Something to that effect. They wanted a fight, Thai guy thought they wanted directions and the French guy might have killed him. None of my posts make sense, BUT I need to make it clear I'm very anti-Bad Falangs!!!! 28 and 34 years old................yea, that's the age where they are not reading my advice on TVF and just going out and ruining their lives. North of Bangkok, generally less undesirables from falangland. Sort of like America...................Montana is not Florida. Vermont is not California. New Hampshire is not New Mexico. That place is already 100% crazy, Thailand is only at 90%.......come on falangs, let's not hit 100%!!!!!

I'm telling falangs OTHER falangs are dangerous!!!!!!! Not Thais!!! How low can you go!!!!!!?!?!??!?!??!?!? LOL I'm telling the "normal" posters to stay away from the BAD FALANG!!!!! How low can you go?

two foreign men, later known as Bougueya Wengson Remon Joseph, 34 years old, of French nationality, and Wenson Eulian Groud. Renee, 28 years old, French nationality....

marry her and get marriage visa. 400,000 baht I think. no communication skills? not even in Thai? hahahahaha. definitely marriage material

gotta find a girl every week. if gf, then every day. this is LOS. exercise. don't be a fatty, stay in shape. it's always hot outside. go get it!! read. don't let your brain turn to Chang beer. surf the internet. this is LOS, do nothing. work (teach) until that is worse than doing nothing. you can always volunteer and help kids, feed elephants, clean up trash, teach English for free to anyone, feed soi dogs, find ways to help the poor!!! go around and give your money to Thais!!! lol if still upset, we'll go back to falangland and change the world!!!!!!!!!! Create the next Google!!! that will keep you busy. Go to med school, law school, become a ..... anything is better than posting!!!! lol

I don't know why this question is important? To ask it twice makes me really curious. There's no way, as an adult, I could handle these kinds of patronizing questions. If English isn't your first language, then I guess it's my bad. Another question is, "What were you doing the last 2.5 years?" That's not as triggering to me. Maybe I had one of those childhoods.............why,why,why,why,why.....and it drove me nuts.

Ok it's a BIG "IF," but outside of BKK and things change drastically. For you falangs not yet in Thailand................. 4,000 baht a month. Let's say 60,000 a year with electricity and water. 1,000,000/60,000 is about 16.5 years. Last I looked in BKK it was between 8 - 15,000, depending on how you wanted to spend your money. cheap, more on other stuff. not as cheap, less on other stuff. 8000 in BKK is probably like 3000 to 3500 in a small city. 15,000 is livable, nothing "wow" at all.

AIDS, Sex Trafficking, Drugs, Drunks, Bad falangs, traffic, flooding, corruption of minors, mafia, reputation world-wide as a place for only sexpats... oh no, it's the Soi Dogs!!!!!! Remember, you can never yell at a Thai...this is not your country....but you can yell at soi dogs. they are my therapists!!!

falangs standing in rushing water..... Murphy's Law!!!!!!! Hey falang, look.............................earthquake, go take selfie next to that big crack in the Earth!!! only the falang why falang? Tik Tok views........................ teaching moment

It is funny, sure. But he will NEVER be broke like a falang in Thailand. NEVER. EVER. Not possible. Let's say he loses EVERYTHING. Zero. His entire family Zero. Remember 150,000,000 in America ALONE might have voted for him, with other fans worldwide. Books, easy 30 million USD. Family writes book. Another 10 million. Speaking, 10 million. Maybe 50 million. Sure, he won't be mega-mega-rich, but he will NEVER be poor like a falang in Pattaya. he will get the last laugh. Imagine his power and connections versus all the bar girls you know on Soi 7. not same same

Now I know I am talking with a falang!!!!! Hello Mr. Falang, you must have been to Pattaya!!!! 100% lol

when it comes time to paint, or any maintenance..... split the costs with the tenants!!!! If not, you can sell for 50% get them in, drain them of all their money, make their life miserable, force them to sell. 90% NOT occupied....hahahhahhahaha...... get in there!!!! can't wait to hear about the problems like mold or snakes or bugs or whatever from the abandoned rooms around you

trauma. life long trauma. if not treated, it WILL have tons of negative consequences. let me tell you, it won't be treated. would be curious about this kid 10-years from now.

FOUR pages and we still can't figure out what to do when the weather turns cold?????? Falangs.......................... you come from a country where the average person weighs 100 stones because they say they need the body fat year round to stay warm. We should be experts on staying warm.. OK< I'll check back in on page 10

A couple years before COVID when I was 'teaching,' I heard HUNDREDS of kids (High School) using the F-word in class. Some of these kids are 18, they understand. Fortunately for them, I didn't care and would just give them a look and shake my head. I wouldn't hear it again from that class for a few weeks. To them, it's comical. <deleted>...hahahahhaha. I even saw a kid and a TEACHER with the F-word on their shirt. Is it rude? Not to me, I don't care, it's not my country. If a falang did any of the above (teacher or not) ........................worst....................falang.........................ever. We can choose to disagree, I don't think I've ever met a Thai who found the F-word highly insulting.

So, it seems like we both REALLY know my wife. So, when do you both fool around? Oh, right before she comes home to me? Oh, 30 years old....an age where you can have sex all day........ What could possibly go wrong with this meeting?

Let's meet for coffee at 11:30 a.m. at the coffee shop ONE minute from your place. OK? OK. Sure, 11:30? Sure. 11:30 a.m., OK!!! OK It's now 12:15 and you send your 3rd text, Where are you? Leaving now. Thainess

I am the smoothest driver in the world, I'll be an F1 driver and do drifting competitions in Tokyo!!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooo cool, like the other side of the pillow. Now who's going to pay for this damage!!! Falang bad luck. Amulet bad luck. Road bad. I no no pay I no no...... Why you keep driving!!! I can't swim!!!! Stop!!!! Funny how he keeps driving. In the interview, he's not taking the blame or admitting fault. Then he might say something about rain, but I'm not 100% fluent in Thai!!! I'm falang!!!!! kap kap kap

There is NO 0.01 AM. 12:01 p.m. is fine, but you can't mix with military time!!!! NO NO NO. lol If you want to use 0.00 then you DON'T need the AM or PM, that's why there is military time. Back to "infant" school for you!!!!!!! and no sleep time!!!!!!

once stayed in a place and they DIDN'T give me the small little token that opens up doors. I asked them, "How can I open the front door?" "Oh, you don't need that this week." "OK, but remember you never gave me one." "OK, OK, ok, ok , ok.......... check out. "Where is your ...............??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!" Of course, of course. Wanted to charge me, but didn't. one place tried to charge 100 baht every time you locked your keys in your room, but then the residents would say, "Move out today!!!!!" They swiftly provided the service for free. losing keys is part of the LOS experience.....................being attacked? not so much.

67 in Pattaya!!!! Afraid in Pattaya!!! Scared in Pattaya!!! Asleep in Pattaya!!! I might know his great-grandaughter and she asked me, "why would he be in Pattaya???" google "pattaya brit" and look at pictures. police, girls, brits and accidents there is a pattern

Good to hear you are getting settled. It's amazing how one's circumstances can change in just one day. You really never know what can happen, especially back home. In LOS, less options but better weather. Being old and happy can be a real challenge, but start small. laugh for a few minutes. then laugh once an hour.....next thing you know, your mind will be filled with positive thoughts. You can definitely live longer if you think positively, that's science. keep up updated.....daily if possible. ????

This should be on the cover of the Bangkok Post!!!!! Imagine if they did a story on every homeless person in the world, and this blokie bloke bloke was simply trying to be semi-responsible and not drink-n-drive. These drunk falangs who sleep outside are spreading COVID-19 in 22 and I hope he sobers up and represents the falang community better!!!! If you've done this before and didn't get busted, it never happened.