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My gf was singing, "You shook me all night long!!!!" AC/DC I said, "Sweetie, that's an earthquake and there might be an after shock of 8.1!!!!!!" She said, "8.1, it felt more like around 4.5" Note: ex-gf

pollution worse, gun violence up, economy in shambles, currency getting crushed, and floods a major problem. Sexpats roam wild.... Alex, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

That's why I put my speakers right up to my neighbor's windows from midnight to 5 am and if they complain I yell, "not your business!!!!!!!" Like when I blow smoke in their house 24 hours a day, "Not your business!!!!" Of course it's your business!!! lol

OMG, I think you are right. OK TVFM, I just built a 300,000,000 house in Patong, but this place is done!!!!! I'll sell for 20 baht and a few bowls of noodle soup.

If you know it's 80% not working, then it HAS worked for you.....or else it would be at 100%. Why not use it when it worked? You only need it to work once. If I book a ticket online, I don't go back and keep checking to see if the website is still up. lol

Yo player, see these handcuffs and badge? OK, take them and go cuff those clowns!! Bring them back here. If I'm asleep, throw them in the jail cell over there. I'll give you 20 baht. LOL. Kidding! 10 baht.

I see Ohropax on shopee.... not sure if it's popular enough to fake, but probably is. Maybe I'll try them and see. I have the Thai wax (wax is, IMO, the absolute best) and I'm 90% happy. But I'm always willing to try to find 91+%

A person was stabbed. I guess a funny title is expected. SMH

A group of five?????????????? wow, like a gang or cartel. I thought I was in LOS Now I think I'm in Mexico. If I ever see five people with guns "mistakenly attacking renters" .............yea, I'm outta here. Pattaya........... magnet for sexpats, but now there's the risk you will get shot and killed after your happy ending. enjoy sex pats.

Here is the REAL Question: If I said only 15,000 for a teacher with less than 5 years experience, will you help them? 9000 for 7-11, will you help them? 15000 for business owners because of COVID, will you help them? I've helped Thais to the tune of about 10,000 per year. It's not great, but I can guarantee it's WAY more than most falangs. I asked for NOTHING in return. Even pictures I'm not a fan of, but sometimes they want to take a picture. I don't. If you think about money, go to America. I personally know about 20 millionaires and I can't think of one with debt. Thinking you are special because a Thai makes nothing is the exact opposite of being special.

I do prefer JIB over another company in Thailand that will go nameless. Swapped a different laptop there after only one day (required shipping to BKK), and they took it in stride, was professional and I didn't get that normal vibe of "returning something in Thailand? Are you crazy?" would recommend.

ALL negative reviews will land you in jail. That helps with keeping things Number 1.

A. iPhone.............super fast internet to look at super nice videos on a super nice monitor!!! ability to find anything online. movies, games, music, news, meet people, everything............. hospitals cleaner, cars better, technology literally 1000000000000000x better in every segment of the economy. houses built better, cars safer, everything literally nicer. mafia less control. corruption slightly less. more women independent. more money everywhere ------------ Or B. on the downside, WW3 coming, we will all die. COVID, we are all dying Population, too many people inflation marriage not sacred kids kill schools not safe ---------------------- pick one

seems like this "rehab" is absolute garbage. All these words NEED clarification. Like Rehab 0 to Rehab 100 (100 being the best/most/highest level). Like my ex-wife Crazy 90 versus Falang Crazy 45. Adjectives like "bad" or "worthless" still can go between ranges of like 0 to 20, not enough!!!! come on English!!!!

Probably my 3rd ex-wife...... It could be my 5th, but unlikely, 30,000 wouldn't be enough to get her out of bed My 7th ex? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm All of these red flags...............we read about them every second of every day Yet falangs think all the time, "It won't happen to me in LOS. I'm lonely!!!" At least this guy can sell his house.. If falang, you lose everything and OK not your country!!! lol

Globally, poor air quality is estimated to cause some 7 million deaths each year, as it increases the risk of a wide range of cardiovascular and respiratory diseases RIP Science grade for you!!!! LOL. Now go talk to those 7 million!!! every year!!!! Probably more!!!! RIP

We will never know 100% the entire story, but it doesn't matter. You are a VISITOR. You don't get out of your car, say stuff like "I'm going to be famous!" and then go kick a Thai in the head. In fact, the Frenchie probably knew he would win one on one, which makes it worse for them. LOSmiles not LOSmackdowns. In prison, he will get beat down 20:1 I'm sure. both of them 40:2. lol. This is the risk, I won't lose sleep over it. Reminds me of a BAD FALANG I met in Thailand. Here for two weeks, drinking, and walks in the middle of EVERY road and yells at the driver to stop!!!! Very aggressive. Screaming. Unfortunately, I knew him for about a week. Luckily I avoided him enough, mental problems while I kept asking myself, "Why are so many falangs in Thailand struggling with mental problems??? and Why do I find these clowns?" Most falangs I've met here talk about fighting. No idea why, maybe just an insecurity. Or they think that's acting tough around me. Sad, actually. They always end up worse off. These bad falangs come here and think they can do anything, then get mad when things don't work out. Stay classy, bad falangs!!!! lol

I would ask the question about profit BEFORE investing money. lol. 555 Just do a multi-colored Durian. I can make durian red, yellow, green, blue, purple, silver, rainbow, everything.... 10000 billion baht in Bitcoin and you can become the durian billionaire. mangos? dime a dozen here, and I would have chosen rubber instead and then sold to the big rubber companies. less ethical, more money.

Drove up a mountain with a friend yesterday. Looked down, saw at LEAST 10 fires. Took a few pictures. Lady just looks, says nothing after I'm like, "OMG, burning everything already!!!". Then I checked online, and was surprised the PM 2.5 levels are already bad...... It's either rainy season or smokey season................... RIP lungs. RIP brain. RIP life expectancy. RIP skin. RIP eyes. RIP everything. at least it's getting colder at night

Every day I see about 90832475934520734855437 possible dangerous scenarios. I'm very surprised this doesn't happen more often, and WHY do I sit next to the gas tank when I eat lunch. I know why, that's where the most comfortable chair is and it's a corner table where I can stare at all my massage ex-gf's as they eat lunch. Note: Pick another seat you dumb falang!!!!

First time in YEARS I saw two Thais in 7-11 without a mask on. Nobody seemed worried. I immediately got down and confessed, "Thanks!!!! We're out of the woods!!!! We made it!!!" Now this... I want to say "Total Lockdown, bring back the COVID Extensions (I don't need one) and surgically apply masks on every Falang"......but that might be considered Trolling. New school semester in a week or two (maybe this week, I'm out of the loop but I remember it's around the end of October), so if it resurges we should know in a month.

yea, probably dust. It's expensive, but there is a condensed (?) air in a bottle you can buy. You probably could use a CO2 cartridge, like something a cyclist might use to inflate a tire fast. If it doesn't work, you can have someone from Advice put on some thermal paste and try to cool down your computer (if needed). PC meaning laptop or desktop? This generally means it's the beginning of the end......but the end might not be for another year. blast some air, try to cool it down more, if a desktop then maybe it's the power supply or need new fans or more fans or a software glitch...who knows. download some software that will let you see your computer temperatures to check first... worst case, do a clean install and try to do zero stress on the computer.....if the fans turn on and can't handle it, well, consider buying a new laptop next year. need more info

Are you saying getting involved in the drug trade is risky? I remember prohibition and there were gangs trying to control the supply. Cash business involves guns...........let's not kid ourselves. Try tracing drugs............it's probably not easy. Maybe with ganja you can figure out the strain, who knows. Once I hacked North Korea and took 10 billion in Bitcoins...........you want to swim with the sharks falang???!?!?!?!??!

How about 1000000 billion baht. Once they have ZERO money, I'm sure things will get better.................... NOT!!! Fines aren't the answer. How about arrested and jailed for 100 years, destroying the family!!!! NOT!!! Gun companies are too powerful, let's not even try to solve this...It's IMPOSSIBLE. Don't waste your time. You online experts have tried to ban guns for DECADES.....what a failure!!!!! lol Why are you still trying??? lol I'm selling anti-gun t-shirts for 10,000 baht each!!!

blah, blah, blah, blah.. If you are rich, you are rich. shouldn't be in the chat. If poor, this is a rich man's game, the poor will never understand. leave the chat. If you think you know, get rich. see above If you chat but are poor, see above. Baht will go 50:1 to the USD. I am super rich. I create the rules here. All you guessers can do my laundry for 10 baht............if you have a work permit!!!!! lol