Bobthegimp

Be sure to get between the toes.

Your new master. Kneel, and kiss his feet.

The full carbon fiber bike in the photo is worth 20x what was stolen. They'd be smart to chip the bikes so they can be tracked if taken during the next break in.

Derp

The piano teacher wanted it. They all want it.

Robert Wagner strikes again.

I was quoted 1k baht two days ago, with a 24hr turn around time.

Not at all. Many of them are nice looking with great bodies. They also have children in their early 20's and their bodies bounce right back. At home there are too many 40 year old hags on fertility drugs who squeeze out defective children.

Is this your first visit to Thailand? It can be a lot to take in. You might enjoy walking along Pattaya Beach more than Jomtien, with all of the ongoing construction.

My sac is shriveled and my nipples are erect. Must be global warming.

The poor families. Not only the loss, but the shame.

The skin and the Chinese make some sort of virility tonic out of the gonads. My monitor lizard codpiece is the talk of the town.

All the better. It's easy to string them along and have to return home for a sudden emergency. Have your fun, crocodile tears as you leave for the airport, then delete her number and go to another island for more of the same.

The British first, if you're going down that road.

The evidence of skid marks contradicts the injured kid's account. The road in the above photo is bone dry, as are the car and the people in the photo.

Why the hostility? I didn't think all of the people who were sitting on the plastic chairs outside (waiting for an hour) just to book an appointment were "losers", they were just people who didn't mind waiting and handling things themselves. I don't like waiting, so I paid for a premium service to avoid the wait. It's also quite a long scooter ride from where I live. Being driven and chatting with the agent was very pleasant. I took her for lunch after that and she gave me her number.

I carry a smoked pig's trotter (foot) and offer it to them when they beg. They leap out of the way.

A wise man speaks when he has something to say. A fool speaks when he has to say something.

Would that encompass knowing the difference between a tuk tuk and a songtaew? 555 Fares from Jomtien in to Pattaya are 10 baht, as one doesn't need to change vehicles. Pattaya to Jomtien is 10 baht to Pattaya Tai, where one changes to a different vehicle and must pay an additional 10 baht when they arrive at their destination.

Go to agent. Pay 3k baht. Be driven to DL office and go to front of line to sign paperwork for next appointment. Visit 2: be driven to DL office. Go to special room to "watch video" then go to front of line for reaction time and colour blindness tests. Go to wicket and pay for licence with agent's money. Take a number and wait 5 minutes to have photo taken. Wait 5 more minutes for licence to be handed to you. Agent drives you back and you can forget about it for the next 5 years.

Have Aussies gone soft? The most recent interation is "people with disabilities ". Put the person first and the affliction after. I have no idea how cripples even access half of Jomtien Beach in the first place.

Only when done immediately. Things move quickly, with the required "donation" increasing with each new layer that gets involved. He'll get one, perhaps two bites at the apple before things spiral out of control.

No, he was a Brit named "Paul". Enough with the lame attempt at gaslighting the fine members of this forum 555 There has to be a documentary or coffee table book in what the Brits get up to in Thailand. Is it common back home to drink until one loses control of their bodily functions? It sounds like the people in charge have had enough and decided to import non drinkers as a replacement for the current populace.

Pump him full of female hormones until his muscles atrophy and he starts lactating and watching "The View".

Seeing your kid grow up to be a worthless junkie is worse. Makes a parent wish they'd never had that child in the first place. All the good memories are driven out by the sleepless nights and endless lies/manipulation.