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Bobthegimp

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  1. Perhaps they could take their dog and pony show to the Middle East and flog their wares in a less hospitable region. I'd love to see how that works out for them.
  2. My bulbs are wet at 40c, dry heat or humid. Ain't dead yet, though my taint could use a wash n swaddle.
  3. Is that part of the Roman-Grecian wrestling gig? Eyebrows (the real kind) keep sweat out of your eyes. God only knows what's going on these days.
  4. As I (and many before me) have said, not only should homosexuals be allowed to marry, it should be compulsory. Forced monogamy, no more gay orgies or theesomes, no more poppers and "fast tracking" at the bathouses; just one piece of a ss for the rest of your life. Real marriage isn't a smorgasbord, you take what you get and you like it or feel the stiff, throbbing proboscus of government ripping open your financial rectum - for life.
  5. LNG is the way. Drill baby, drill. Don't sell your souls to the Western devils unless you want to end up like Gaddafi et al.
  6. No need to qualify anything as there's plenty of raping, thieving, welfare collecting filth getting far more after contributing nothing aside from misery to NZ. It's more effective with a human partner who can push you until your muscles quiver a bit. This is called the "myotatic stretch reflex". A semi skilled partner can help you push your body past that point to gain improvements in flexibility and mobility.
  7. I helped a former coworker with his hip problem before its eventual replacement. Look up "PNF" stretching and have someone help you stretch out your hamstrings in that manner. I'm in the middle of something now but will check here later and see if you've found anything. It's a very simple, 5 minute process that yields amazing results. "PNF" is short for propreoceptive neuromuscular facilitation, or some such phrase.
  8. Yes, I just rode part of the Mae Hong Son Loop and there were fires all over the place, one of which nearly melted my polyester shirt. The AQI in Mae Hong Son was amongst the worst I've ever experienced aside from the fires in the Okanagan last summer. The air quality improved on the road to Mae Sot, but there were freshly burned areas along the road for much of the distance. I just spent the last 18 days riding through Issan and north to Pai, then down to Ayutthaya where I am tonight. There were plenty of nice places in Issan, something that shocked me after reading so many comments like the one above. The only 2 places I disliked were Phitsanulok and....Chiang Mai! The word sh it hole was precisely what came to mind for both places. CM had air like Mordor and the traffic of Bangkok. The place is cheap for a reason. This was my second trip to CM, the last one being 18 years ago and that visit,too, was cut short due to the terrible air quality.
  9. It's just a news cycle. Things like this are often orchestrated to distract the populace from the more damaging things being done to them by the people in power. Focus the rage against an external foe while you rob them blind and pass legislation to further the power of the ruling class. Kind of like what has been done in the West over the past few years.
  10. I didn't blame anyone. Do you think a payout will be involved? Perhaps several months or years worth of a clerk's salary? I've been visiting Thailand for 2 decades and spend most of my time here now. Never had a problem with anyone. It baffles me as to how some people can't get through their time here without conflict.
  11. I have little doubt that the Russian woman behaved in a rude and entitled manner, but I do question how she could deliver a kick to the groin with the dress and shoes she's wearing. People go straight to the emotional response without examining the most basic evidence. The Thai woman is obviously looking for a payout.
  12. There's no way the Russian woman could kick anything higher than the shin in that dress. I'd like to see the footage of the Thai woman being kicked in the groin. Why not just claim it was a kick to the belly?
  13. Rolf Harris and Crocodile Dundee are what most people envision as Australian. It sure as hell ain't what spat on that lady's windshield. Isn't there an animal ridden in the Middle East that spits at people? I believe it's used as a form of transportation, as well as a source of milk and meat. I've never seen one with tats and bling.
  14. Na, it was from 1987 when the stuff you described was well underway. I've never heard a woman react negatively to this interview or to Mr. Connery.
  15. That ain't no farang, he's a camel jockey with an Aussie accent. Nobody is going to conflate the likes of him with a tanned, blue eyed geezer.
  16. Women can tolerate almost anything other than boredom. That's why so many provoke the living excrement out of their husbands or leave a stable guy for a thug. Sean Connery didn't take any guff from the ladies.
  17. Because you spend your days on this forum and not in the real world. Have you ever come across a nutter in the material world? I've seen a couple of Thai kee maos pulling their wire in public, but that's about the extent of it. There is also a lady who wanders around Pattaya hollering about something.
  18. So you're old, lost your virility and your wife is now changing your nappies. You should be grateful. The shoe is on the other foot in your relationship. What happens if she loses her taste for being a caregiver instead of a wife? It sounds like the OP hasn't reached your stage of life yet and still maintains some standards. Both views are valid.
  19. You can't out train a bad diet. I tried for decades and it didn't work.
  20. No, I didn't. I'm Canadian and pies weren't a big thing growing up. Does the guy in Buriram make decent pies?
  21. The people up in Issan are a friendly bunch. I've seen a few attractive women as well.
  22. OP is justified in his concerns. If he's taking the time to prepare healthy meals for his whole family it's a safe bet that he hasn't let himself go. I bet he pays the bills and has provided a good life for his family. His wife has to hold up her end of the bargain or hit the bricks. Lay down the law and mean it. Your wealth is more portable than a fat woman's ass. No need for a mia noi and the associated expenses and sneaking around.
  23. The kind where the geezers can't help but whistle and croon along with, ruining the peace of those around them. Their weathered visages glaze over with happy memories of decades gone by. I'm closer to 60 than 50 and haven't been thus afflicted...yet.
  24. I really liked Buriram. It's Surin until Monday, then off to somewhere else. The irony wasn't lost on me, either. I did eat pad krapow though, keepin' it real. Hotels are dirt cheap up here. It's nice to see young people working and enjoying themselves, even when it's pumping gas or behind the counter at 7-11. Back home it's all immigrants doing those jobs now. Did you pack a circus tent? Can't beat the freedom of the road. I love stories and pictures like those. Thanks for posting it.
  25. I rode the Click up here. In a bar called "Paddy's " and the women here are very attractive, if that kind of thing appeals to you. They're all dripping of being on the game, and I'm a fat geezer. Good music if you're not into geezer crap and the town is pretty cool. This post is part of a swimming upstream theme. Just needed a break from Pattaya and this is quite refreshing.
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