"the girly parts on those dolls are replaceable"... you sound like an expert on the topic. Oh well, to each their own.
"You do realize that your girlfriend is usually second-hand as well"... no, my first girlfriend ended up being my wife and we met in grade school. We were both virgins when we married and yes, we were clumsy our first night together. We were together for 27 years until cancer took her away. Far and away the best woman I'll ever know.