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I don’t get hot under 45 C or cold unless under -30 C. Hunting in the Arctic and fishing in Indonesia for 45 years. The only thing more difficult is a group of ladyboys at 4 am trying to get my 9 baht gold chain……..
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I want to TRY to inject some HOPE, others will say if I'm wrong. Let's say you got your FIRST Non-B Visa in December. I think that means you are OK for two months even if you leave the school. I'm not sure if this is null once you get the work permit, but I've seen teachers get the Non-B, quit, and they do have a valid visa for a few months, then they get a one-month extension. Again, years ago, maybe there are new laws. PLAN on the 20,000 fine, plus. I want to try to be somewhat possible. As far as school's not cancelling your work permit on time, I've worked for 5 years and I think that's a myth and likely immigration will still fine you from when you left. anyhow.......
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I never lacked for anything either, until I got behind the wheel of a nice car, visited a few nice million dollar homes, and ate Kansas City steak. Watches, phones, computers, etc......... Once you enjoy a nice lifestyle, it's pretty hard to want things that you know are better. Hey, tonight get 20 baht noodle soup? No, how about we try that new Sushi restaurant? OK!! Hey, want to live in a room that gets 100 C all day for 3000 baht a month? NO, how about 30,000 a month with a nice view? OK!!! Right now I'm lacking for single sourced Guatemalan espresso beans, which I just ordered same day delivery for only 4000 baht delivery charge!!!! lol
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happened to a colleague years ago, it was HIS fault 100%. They said it's his responsibility to understand his visa. His fine was 7000 and he had to pay it. It will cost you 20,000 and maybe another 2000 if you need an extra week, and I think you will not be blacklisted. come on, if you worked for a school, you know they don't tell us teachers anything. Oh, school is closed today? activities? Remember how many mistakes they made getting the work permit? No way they will bail you out, sorry. Let me think back to when I was a teacher.......maybe once a school paid a few thousand baht because they sent me to immigration with the wrong paperwork and I had to get a week extension. Don't feel bad, this is probably pretty common. I had an overstay on my last passport for a few days. But I have a 99.9% feeling you will have to pay 20,000
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US Navy Sailors Planning to Visit Pattaya in 2023
BananaStrong replied to Banana7's topic in Pattaya
I'm sure every single one will be videotaped for possible blackmailing in the future. Pattaya and the CIA might work together, but I cannot confirm this at this time!!! Undercover spies from 238 countries might be disguised as ladyboys now!!! cannot confirm!!! I invented the stealth bomber and they tried finding me for years, but I put everything in "stealth" mode. -
It's beautiful. Fashion. Why add more harmful concrete to the environment??? It's good to have dangerous areas so you don't drive too fast!!!! Now that's good Thai thinking!!!! If I had a work permit to fix it, I'd fly there immediately and get to work!!! Unfortunately, it's a job for Thais. LOSaveyourmoneyanddon'tfixtheroads
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I have a sad feeling if I went to Pattaya or Phuket and asked them to rank Tate from 1 to absolute worst human to 100 as absolute God with capital G, he would be 99. I'm happy he's in prison, cars gone, all his self-snitching.... let him out, he can't hide from this. civil suits coming, more criminal charges........ being famous usually means you have the potential to end up worse than before you were famous. rich is great if nobody knows who you are. in this case, the narcissistic clown needs the attention for whatever reason. he spent years being rich, which is too bad for those who will never experience wealth. Is Romania the same as every other country? NO!!!! So, unless you are expert in Romanian law, I'm sure you have zero idea. Pattaya in America, for example, wouldn't work!!!!!
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The secret to happiness revealed after 84yr study
BananaStrong replied to Social Media's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
If you are an ex-pat in Thailand, you can NOT relate to this video. lol I've burned more bridges than there are bridges. Sure, I could go back and have most of the same friends, but I like having a new start, make new friends, leave the old behind........... has it cost me some happiness? YES. But it also kept me from going insane. lol never understood marriage, but kids seem great and a kid deserves a mom and a dad. So no kids either. There is happiness, and true happiness. True happiness is love. Love a parent, a child, a pet and maybe your ex-wife at one time. lol. Being happy also gets super boring. Life is more than happiness. It's finding the balance that is so difficult. I'm old enough to admit I never got it right and never will find the balance. Whatever, that's me. You have to have an identity. That's not happiness. It's what you did. Who you are. Being happy while getting an identity must be great, I have no idea. lol. Working has to collect money while doing some complaining. Friends were there to kill some time and maybe someone to drink with. Those times are over. -
My grandfather had this as well. I'm pretty sure it WON'T affect you, except maybe the most pleasant to look at. As always, keep an eye on them to see if they change color, spread, or if you feel bad. I'm not a real doctor!!!!!! Maybe get some blood work and see if you are lacking in something.....
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Can anyone tell me the name of this fruit?
BananaStrong replied to Negita43's topic in Plants, Pets & Vets in Thailand
In Mongolia, we call it "The eye of the dragon." Eat it, spread some on your body, and the ladyboys will love you. -
Most notably, the first form of sexual slavery appeared during the Ayutthaya period (1350-1767). During this era, prostitution was permitted and, just like other businesses, the government taxed it. The houses of prostitution were located near the 6 capital of Ayutthaya, in an area that was occupied by the Chinese workers who used their services. ---------- It was during the late 1600s that Chinese immigration in Thailand increased, with their males seeking the sexual services of Thai prostitutes. ------- Funny how some jokers try to blame Americans ........ bar girls....... would they tell you if they are forced to work? of course not. The farang likes to hear the lies and think they are doing nothing wrong. Bad farang!!!! Bad!!!! lol
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sort of like unprotected sex with someone in Pattaya or Phuket or Bangkok or Chiangmai, etc..... You won't die from AIDS the next morning. Everyone says, "Oh, the pollution will stop tomorrow. I can handle one more day, it's not that bad, I'm used to coughing, my eyes like burning, I hate my lungs anyhow, my brain will be fine, I'll act like it's not pollution, I'll recover fast....." Save a little money, die 10-years too early while suffering for the last 20-years.... pollution is a real killer.
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The global cost of cybercrime was estimated at some 8.4 trillion U.S. dollars in 2022. The cost of incidents caused by illegal activities on the internet are set to surpass the 11 trillion U.S. dollar mark in 2023. This is ONLY cybercrime... Crime pays........Once I made 10 billion, I called it a career. Now I do my 90 day reports legally!!!!!
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I like to ask the bar girls over LINE.... When you have sex last time????? Usually they say, "long time." Then I wait a few days and ask again, most say, "last week." One was honest and said she hooked up about 5 times every week for over five years. Definitely a candidate for a white gown on her wedding day when she marries the Christian farang who thinks she started working last week and never kissed a farang.
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Mirrors absent on motorbikes, is this a 'thing'?
BananaStrong replied to notrub's topic in Thailand Motor Discussion
and...................................................AND!!!! you save petrol, d'uh!!!! Add that up over 78 billion kms and that's like 100 baht!!!!! Bald, no helmet, ride Superman style, head down, hand on horn.... if it works, you might save both time and money!!!! if not, well, up to you.... up to you.... it's a fact the CIA has a chip in every gas tank in America, so I replace the engine immediately!!!! clever. very clever. -
5000 baht for two hours, not bad!!!! Imagine if you spent $19,000,000 just on LUNCH to eat with some old guy in America (Buffet, or something, stock market guru. lol). Or you bought a NFT of a picture of an ape eating a banana for $1,498,000. I stay at 6-star hotels, tip everyone 1000 baht, never carry under 1000 in my wallet, and have never wore the same clothes twice (including my gold chains, rolexes, etc...) LOSuperRich. I also helped them with their sign. 1 hours. I spent years trying to get kids to drop that "s"................in fact, I spent 4 year and 13 month and 1 minutes and hopefully you get the joke. lol
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Thailand Named Top Destination for Chinese Travelers
BananaStrong replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
If only I was allowed to write in Chinese, since I'm fluent in Mandarin and Cantonese. I would write in bold letters: Hello, Go to Chiangmai and Pattaya and Phuket and every other city in Thailand is not worth a visit. Group tours only. Farangs love loud noises, and even a little shoving to get their attention. Enjoy, Thailand is more your home than the dirty farang who is not remotely Asian. If I don't see you, tell all farangs that Mr. Deeznutz says, "Hi." -
She's right. When you see Thais (or farangs) all day, every day.......and then a NEW Face, a new group of people with money show up......................well, you are going to give that extra smile. Give it a few weeks and then things will be back to normal. Of course, people know most, not all, but most Thais aren't as rich as the falang. So why not give the farang the smile and service to see if they will give you a recommendation to other super rich farangs? I don't like the weird smiles, I feel like I'm getting scammed. If they offer some special van, I'm sure I'm going to pay for that somehow. If I owned a shop and sold to Americans all day and one day a Chinese man walked in speaking Chinese, I might think he has money and would give the LOSmile.