I don’t think those who say that are serious mate.
It is just a bit of a wind up joke. Seems like it has gone over your head a bit?
That said, parts of Pattaya Beach are stunningly beautiful. My favorite spot would be upstairs at Baccara, nice comfy chairs, air conditioned, draft beer and a lot of topless and nude sun bathing, petite women.
I can’t think of a beach better than that that I have been to.
Have you been there?