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they told me there is a 0 -tolerance in Pattaya.
If the police ask you , did you drink ,and you say "yes,just 1 beer" the police told him to pay 20 000 bht
or go to jail,because there is a 0-tolerance ,so 1 beer is also too much.
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10 hours ago, SOUTHERNSTAR said:
Not true about warranty issues. Our LG washing machine with a 10 year warranty on the motor had problems after 7 years and LG send their people out and replaced the motor for free. Samsung A7 mother board packed up at 10 months was replaced for free under their warranty. Desk top computers CPU broke after 3 months replaced under warranty. Triton's electrical window had problem replaced by them.
You are the most lucky guy i know.....or you are 20y old , blond and have the body of.......
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As with everything you buy here, there is a big smile when you pay,
the moment there is a problem (even warranty ) they try to send you
away........we no do repair ,you go to dealer .........
Sadly,you dont have a choice ......100 000 or more scooters and 10 technicians to repair them.....
Lucky that 90% of the Thai people never need to repair their scooter ,
they never need to change oil and their tires last until they burst.
Ever seen a 2 year old scooter not farang owned ? lol.
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12 hours ago, phantomfiddler said:
But, as in many other similar cases, they will probably be given bail and disappear into some adjacent country ! I know of no other country where murderers, tried, found guilty and sentenced to death, are given bail. Amazing Thailand indeed.
Sadly these killers have no money to pay bail
and probably nor their family or friends .
So to save these killers , money is needed ......how will their family or friends raise
this bail money?????
Killing and stealing some more?????
Best is to solve the problem quickly.
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6 hours ago, Prbkk said:
But of course it doesn't act as a deterrent, proven time after time around the world. It might meet the need for vengeance, might make people feel safer...but it will not serve any useful purpose .
yes, it does.
They will not do it again !
imagine they go to jail, escape and do it again !
It could be you or your child !
So ,the only solution for killers like this ,is kill them as fast as possible .
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3 minutes ago, sandrew33 said:
Hahaha.. Mate, I live here and support myself and my family. Although I don't do it on a pension. I also work and occasionally like to go out. The two are not incompatible. The issue I was addressing, which you've beautifully underscored, is the smug sanctimonious old (of mind) lifers who give many farangs a bad name, love to moan, and think their shit doesn't stink. How are you remotely impacted by bars staying open 2 hours later? Your simply aren't. And if you really knew anything about Thailand and Thais you'd understand that in Bangkok most of these impacted bars & clubs are heavily used by Thai, many of whom finish work lateish, have a long commute home and can't actually get out until 10ish, so midnight closing is killer for them.
But hey, you keep lecturing the rest of us who haven't become that crusty old bastard who knows it all. Sure.
Cheers
i'm sorry for your family, such a rude person .
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2 minutes ago, Salerno said:
So you're saying those that like to party all night are not normal?
you are a quick learner ,or sober ?
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1 hour ago, sandrew33 said:
Here come the TV old fuddies this site is famous for ????
this side is also famous for older people who have the means to stay here and raise
a family, for people who dont have to show off or have to impress young ladies.
Normal people who like to sleep on normal hours.
So not only for tourists,acting as successful , witch have to save up a year to spend it here in a few weeks and go home
poor as they were .
Lets see how many likes this gets?
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land size written i hieroglyphics ????
No, it is just written in Thai language, witch you obviously dont master .
You also dont master hieroglyphics...........
So you only master English...........and your daughter probably speaks Thai and English fluently ?
Later ,since you are new here, you will probably réalise that your wife is the owner of your land (and ev. house),......
so be a good boy and dont make your wife angry........she knows how to read hieroglyphics .........
It is not so difficult, your daughter can help you with these simple things.
I wish you the best , i was just joking.
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8 hours ago, Gumballl said:
Wherever the OP is from, the education must have been just as bad. Think about it... a wise farang would not raise his kids in Thailand.
a wise farang will raise his kids in Thailand......
in a public school.
If not , his kids will stay stupid , i mean ,they will never be able to" write and read" Thai......and,
as their father, only speak 1 language ,witch is very stupid in a non English country.His kids will never be able to compete
with farang kids who can read and write Thai,English,and French and Flemish and Spanish.....as smart farang - kids do.
The smart farang will teach his children at least 3 more languages ,because he is able to do it himself.
Those kids will be the next generation bosses , and those who can only speak Thai and English will be the small workers.
Imagine a business where the boss can not fluently read,write and speak Thai ......he has no controle at all, can not be understood properly and will not understand what his workers tell him .
No private school will teach your farang-Thai children to write and read Thai properly,they dont spend their time on it .
This is only my opinion, smart people will know what to do .
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On 5/27/2017 at 6:58 AM, keithathome said:
The last sentence???? Thai myth - or maybe only applies to Thais. I was told this and subsequently ate durian while drinking Chang and Sang Som Soda: I am still here to write this. QED
it was the soda that saved you !!!!
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17 hours ago, tazly said:
Shoes in the house is very dirty.....do you clean the dog droppings of the bottom before your enter
No, not the dog droppings........but the durian i accidentally stept in ...........
I have house shoes ......or did you think i walk barefoot like a monkey?
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7 minutes ago, MrMo said:
And so they should complain. Can you imagine the fuss and uproar the generals would make should it be suggested that they attend an intelligence course ?
No, no uproar ........they wouldn't understand the word 'intelligence"
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27 minutes ago, JAG said:
Wait 'till one of the "instructors£ goes sick......
he will experience the elephant-needle up his ass.......it will
encourage team spirit,lol
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10 hours ago, tazly said:
you said all hotels, now you say one? Besides it smells great.
It stinks,
I forbid everyone to bring it into my home or into my car,
if they want to eat it ,ok, but if i smell it , they can not come in my house.
Same thing for bamboo cooking...not in my house.
And i dont care what others think about this.
My house -my rules
btw i do wear my shoes in my house.
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yep, give them larger anti-smoking signs ......so they can hide behind them..........
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59 minutes ago, leeneeds said:
Half a ton of humans,+ speed
all to often it is the lack of skill behind the wheel,
13 injured out of 45 .......or was is 50 students ,because i see them drive ,
scraping the ground ,every day ( the driver is correct on this)
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i will buy one ......to scare my wife .....lol
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On 5/24/2017 at 0:40 AM, Somtamnication said:
Plenty of them. Try www.gobackhome.com.
yes,plenty of fat Europeaan ladies go to Thailand to find a Europeaan man who came here to look for a skinny Thai -lady,
should not be a problem.............if you ever find him , spoil him ,because you wont find another.
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go back
take money out of thai bank
go to chinese bank and change in pound notes
put pound notes in suitcase
fly back
put pound slowly in UK bank
simple ,no problemo
ps wrap your suitcase in plastic on the airport when leaving Th.
dont tell no one ......
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2 hours ago, twizzian said:
Got bitten on the ankle by a large Centipede here some years ago whilst going out for an evening walk, just after it stopped raining.
Very painful experience & couldn't walk properly for 3 days even though I was given antibiotics, painkillers and Tetanus injection.
Nasty aggressive creatures!
It is normal you can not walk for 3 days.......if you take antibiotics+painkillers+Tetanus injections.........
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29 minutes ago, Gary A said:
My wife uses one of the village drunks for what handyman tasks he can do. She showed him the snake and the next time I looked, he was gone and so was the snake.
Do you mean the naked man in your bedroom closet ?
I was not drunk!!
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28 minutes ago, Gary A said:
My wife uses one of the village drunks for what handyman tasks he can do. She showed him the snake and the next time I looked, he was gone and so was the snake.
Did the snake eat him that fast? and made a runner?
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19 hours ago, Gary A said:
No dog now, he died and I don't have the heart to get another one.
What other body-parts do they accept?
Want to buy a new secure Safe ....
in General Topics
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look on internet (u tube) how to open about any safe sold in Thailand,
also the type in the picture above . The small ones i can open in 3 sec without any tool (just look
the clip and try it) the more complicated ones can take e few minutes !
The light ones are just picked up and taken away, a medium crowbar will free up the bolted in the floor(wall)ones........
A 120 kilo safe can be carried in ( so also out) by my wife and sister.........using 2 little floor mats.....
So ...........a 500kg one ????? Hopefully you are not at home when they come in to steal it, because you will have to open it with a knife on your throat.
So final advise : buy a small one , they can take away , put 1000 bht in it ,dont hide it .
The real goodies are not kept in the house ,or hide them smartly.........look again on u tube for ideas
By the way....what is your adres ????