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Pencil...

Run by farangs...? Just for my gray cells.....????

Key Visa Service can do PP renewal by post, doesn't matter where you live in LOS, using track and trace post, they are doing mine at the mo....????

30 years on, you would.......????...............????

I had something similar, and like you, there is a bit of pipe sticking out of the "T" to fix a 90* fitting on. Will look a bit naff, but you can use a few fittings and pipe to do a "round the houses" jobby, at the same time replacing the tank fitting.... PS. I also did this under my kitchen floor to fix a pinhole leak too, you know, the pump starts up every 5 minutes, nobody knows it's there.????

Why can't you cut out the leak, do it properly..? These other "fixes" are not really a permanent fix......????

I thought that was the leaky roof era.....????

Not worth changing one's insurance over a 10bht sticky thingy...????

How strange, I haven't got a single annoyance on my DTPC, other than you lot....????

Indeed, I have sorted stuff out for a few widows, paperwork, that is..???? The last one I even got 1000quid for her hubbies' funeral expenses...????

Perhaps because the benefit may change regarding having a wife....????

Wipers, Mr.DIY.....????

You can buy the same thing but has a sticky back, so you first stick the tax thing on, the back of it on the sticky side, then just the edges stick to the screen...????

Main dealer for windscreen wipers and battery......????

Indeed yes, but nothing to do with dope.....????

Me, puff dope....???? Ahuuum, I was going to do some Googling for you, just to get you up to "speed" on the subject, but I reckon it would be a "drag", as you probably would be on "cloud-nine" anyhooooo....????

Pay at the police station unless they have set up a table. "Real" fines always have an official receipt...????

Transfusion...

Nothing to do with religion, the facts on smoking dope are out there, but dope smokers will always argue that it's harmless because they are hooked on it......???? Bit like me and malt vinegar.....????

Bone..

@nchuckle, you seem "confused" with my posts on drug driving, can I help you further.....????

To be prosecuted in UK for drug driving, it is a blood test to confirm amounts.

Splashback...

Memory..

It seems Whacko the monk would be more suited to prison guard duties, but sadly no handouts there....????