Torrens54

What is the advantage of the pink ID card over the yellow book?

Maybe you can use an OBAMA Toilet?

Quite frankly, I rather doubt that many of us give a Tinker's Curse, as to what YOUR problems are and if we require your input,

we will rattle your chain. Till then, you are (you're) welcome to go stick your nose into the nearest wasp nest.

DON'T SMILE for your accompanying MUG SHOT.

Thought this was the Land Of Smiles?

I had the same thought. It's illegal to drive on the road without a licence but you can't get a licence without driving on the road (learning to drive). Catch 22.

Thailand is the HUB of Catch 22.

One step up from the charming traders who think they own the ROADWAY in front of their shops and place Obstacles there to prevent you parking.

One such Medium size Jewelry Store in Chiang Mai Land has even constructed two WHEELED advertising signs that he leaves on the road

to discourage people parking.

When walking past, I take great delight in pushing them into the Gutter for him. Obviously I don't park there as he may decide to do something

Unkind to my car.

Often ask my wife to complain to local Authorities about this guy and others like him but sadly, "Thainess" prevents her from doing so.

Should pack the imbecile off to North Korea, the Fat Little Bully Boy up there has some Starving Dogs who haven't eaten since he fed his Uncle to them.

This chap would make a nice snack for them.

So according to the Government the rainy season will start in about 7-10 days,

nothing to worry about then !

regards Worgeordie

Ah, well nothing to worry about. Seems "someone" Up High has ORDERED the Heavens to produce rain or, or, or....

Maybe the Heavens can be Locked-up for re-education?

Cameron called Nigerian's and Afghans terribly corrupt, that was probably true too.

These countries should take notice and do something about it.

Yep, they will do something about it.

They'll ask the rest of us for MONEY to fight the corruption.

Yes, Facebook... "Beagle Gang" gets a heap of exposure.

Just a few weeks ago, the United Nations General Assembly convened a special session on the world drug problem from 19 to 21 April 2016 ("UNGASS 2016") at the U.N. Headquarters in New York.

Drug policy reformers were hoping that a recommendation would be made to abolish the death penalty for drug trafficking offenses, and many countries were in support of abolishment, but no such change came about.

Countries clash over death penalty at UN drug policy session

The Death Penalty: A Major Disappointment at UNGASS

Decriminalize all drugs, business and world leaders tell UN. A quote:

a representative of Indonesia was booed when he called capital punishment “an important component” of drug policy

These buckets of puke have no regard for the lives of their victims so Hang them and be sure,

they'll never push drugs to your kids or anyone else.

If not theft it is only because they open what they think might be worth stealing, discover their mistake and then toss it away.

Hang Dong Area experiences a lot of problems in this regard.

Become a Monk and make a MONKEY OF THE LAW !

Are you a member of MENSA?

"Rag and bone?" Just when I think I've heard all the quaint little Britishisms!

Did Steptoe ever visit Thailand, might be an Illegitimate Son... or Grandson.

A few years ago RIMPING would follow up on requests and go the Extra Mile (Kilometre) to help.

These days, they don't seem to give a damn.

Why not go back to your former employer?

If you were worth so much five years ago, you should be worth even more now.

A while ago I bought 2 bottles of orange juice and 2 bottles of grape juice from the Rim Ping airport branch in glass bottles with the sealed metal lids they had on special offer, 50% off the price tag said. The bottles had a long expiry date on them.

First bottle I opened was an orange juice, stunk to high heaven. Second bottle I opened was a grape juice, same thing it was obviously on the turn. I didn`t even bother checking the other 2 bottles. Could not be bothered taking the drinks back I just poured the lot down the sink.

RIMPING used to be very good to deal with but over past few years it has "Gone Off." Lazy/bad service, prices missing on displays, ignorant staff on the Checkout counters.

Very sad... used to be a pleasant place to shop... maybe they've just become TOO BIG?

Looks like part of a Staple .. perhaps Rimping and/or the Baker's idea of providing a, "STAPLE DIET."

... any plans to Reintroduce the FARANG Healthcare Insurance Scheme that was ditched after only One Year?

Have to wonder if many of the FARANG Suicides, are a result of people being DROPPED by the Government Health Care having no alternative than to "take a One-off FLYING Lesson when they discover they can't afford Medical Attention?"

Lamphun man suddenly discovers loads of friends and relatives he never knew he had.

He would be wise to invest the money.

I still have some shares available in the Sydney Harbour Bridge. If he buys this week, I'll even throw in a Hundred Litres of SNAKE OIL.

Good for you. Hope you find a new home for them.

We are in Chiang Mai but if I brought a couple of Bunnies Home, the wife would put me in the DOG HOUSE on a permanent basis.

Ah, so this is an example of the much talked about, "THAINESS."?

If you find out, please let me know too.

Been thinking about it for years, can almost TASTE it !

Looks like an ISIS Training Camp, or maybe something the Fat Little Fellow from North Korea put together.

Just kidding folks, just kidding!

Who drinks boxed wine for the taste? Although I understand what he means. I buy it too because it is affordable but I know I am drinking swill. I think I found fortuna is alright for what it is.

Gone are the days when most of us thought wine in a box was simply cheap swill . . . .

--http://vinepair.com/wine-blog/the-boxed-wine-you-should-be-buying-now/

The Best Boxed Wines

Spot on.

It has now become EXPENSIVE SWILL in Thailand. Ah, for a decent "RED NED" that won't cost more than a new car!