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  1. there are really only the other boarding countries, but from my point of view and after visiting them i would not want to live there

    Cambodia - Cheap as chips to live and visit, but still very 3rd world.

    Malaysia - KL and Penang are ok, but more expensive to live then thailand, and you are ruled by islam

    Burma - Need i say anything

    Laos - Same as Cambodia

    Best bet is to stick with Thailand, esp if you have been here 2 years

  2. A couple of questions. What operating system are you using and do you have any third party firewalls installed? Also, if no firewall on the PC then are you referring to your ADSL router (which model if any)?

    What operating system are you using - Xp

    do you have any third party firewalls installed - Dont think so

    if no firewall on the PC then are you referring to your ADSL router (which model if any)? - I get the internet from TOT, Land Line

    Tx

  3. Hi

    I have a new program on my PC, for this program to fully work and to upload i need to open Ports 21 and 3306

    Can anyone advise, as i have already searched Google, but found nothing.... I have been told the process is quiet easy,

    Many Thanks

  4. Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars in London.

    Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of

    money to spend.

    Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.

    Ahmed says, "Look at your sign - It says,

    'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'

    Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by

    giving you money.

    You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign."

    So Hamid looks at Ahmed's sign which reads,

    " I only need another £10 to go back to Pakistan." !!

  5. Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.

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    >Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

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    >When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family

    >was invited over to see the baby.

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    >Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him

    >and explained that the baby had no ears.

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    >His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about

    >the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears,

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    >he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

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    >Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

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    >When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

    >

    >The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."

    >

    >Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,

    >A cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

    >

    >" Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will

    >have 20/20 vision."

    >

    >"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed

    >glasses.

  6. A man was in a long line at Tesco. As he got to the Checkout he

    > >> realized he had forgotten to get con*doms, so he asked the checkout

    > >> girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

    > >>

    > >> She asked, "What size con*doms?"

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    > >> The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his

    > >> pants. He did.She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and

    > >> called over the intercom, "One box of large con*doms, Checkout 5."

    > >>

    > >> The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of

    > >> us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the Checkout, he

    > >> told

    >the

    > >> checker that he too had forgotten to get con*doms, and asked if she

    > >> could have some brought to the register for him.

    > >>

    > >> She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She

    > >> askedhim to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel,

    > >> picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized con*doms,

    > >> Checkout

    >5."

    > >>

    > >>

    > >> A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had

    >seen

    > >> was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with

    > >> alive female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the

    >Checkout

    > >> he told the checker he needed some con*doms.

    > >>

    > >> She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him

    > >> to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave

    > >> him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

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    > >> (you'll love this one...................)

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    > >> "Cleaner to, Register 5"

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