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12 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
Nothing new there..Its the same in UK..
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5 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:
Is that the same as Timbuktu .?
No, thats Timbuckoff
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7 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:
" Like when a Brit and a Aussie meet for the 1st time and insult each other in some unintelligible dialect until they get drunk and then sing Nationalist songs " ..
What Brits would they be as they sub divide into 4 separate tribes and 3 are usually less than happy being referred to as Brits .. And they all sing their own songs unless of course you are referring to Victorian era rousers such as " Land of Hope & Glory " or " Rule Brittannia " which are now only wheeled out for ' Last night at the Proms ' BBC4 15/10 19:00 UK time .. If you want to sing along but don't misunderstand its slapstick nostalgia intended for the older generation to reminisce about long gone days of ration books and the blitz as rampant nationlism .. Even if they sometimes finish with that warchant of a hymn " Jerusalem " ..
The learned TVF member Oldhippy is not a Brit or Aussie nor a " Balkan " .. Here's a clue .. But don't get it wrong for if you do every last gram of weight that constitutes the word Insult (ing) is worthy of application upon you ..
Timbucktoo?
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3 minutes ago, bazza73 said:
Time for a visit to the optometrist.
Did you mean optimist?
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7 minutes ago, bazza73 said:
Oh, so you've never initiated anything. Although I must say I admire your ability to dabble around the fringes of suspension.
Did somebody mention 'dabbling in suspenders'?
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15 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
I am 1.92 meter tall, and all my body is proportianate.
I'm only kidding you mate. But I've never heard anyone boast in metric before.
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10 minutes ago, bazza73 said:
I don't understand. Why would you want your socks ironed in this Thai climate?
Mind you, my GF does put my socks on for me. Cue the outraged WW supporters.
Because its too hot, and I dont know how to use an iron..Its a womans job. Whoops, another cue.
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1 minute ago, bazza73 said:
You need to extend your range - it's good exercise.
Four and a half inches extended would be a big ask.
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24 minutes ago, JLCrab said:
Well the lying on her back part sounds about right -- but don't mind me. I pay for the girlfriend's room in town just so she can hang out with her friends and leave me alone.
You are very sensible, but I dont understand..Who, then irons your socks in the morning?
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3 minutes ago, JLCrab said:
... with her fellow astrophysicists?
No, lying on her back, looking at the sky and wondering what the f+++ am I doing.
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35 minutes ago, JLCrab said:
So what does she do while you are at the bars?
Astrophysics.
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14 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
Your wife is lucky!
Nowt wrong wi Yorkshire folk...
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44 minutes ago, MaeJoMTB said:
trimmed toenails Vs house rewiring (inc fittings?)
I know which half of that deal I would take. PS I'm very gentle.
Every morning 6am my wife walks 4 miles to get my newspaper, then irons all the creases out and holds it up at the correct angle for me to read. When I rise, my socks are already ironed longways and neatly folded on the dressing table.
When she has dressed me, she can go about her daily duties, like polishing my bicycle, cleaning the light bulbs, and making sure I have enough money to go to the bars. I could never understand why my English wife refused to perform these essential requirements.
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Thai women are easier to please.. and more fun.
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21 minutes ago, amvet said:
Now I believe it's the catch em if you can after you get the job in the movie. Take a shower with the fat old guys, get the money and then turn them in and make a fortune on the way down. Women now seem to have finally discovered what a casting couch is used for as it's only been used since silent films.
'I can resist anything but temptation'. [Oscar Wilde] And women know it..and they use it.
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19 minutes ago, amvet said:
I believe oldhippy comes from a culture that takes pleasure out of insult as opposed to dialog. Like when a Brit and Aussie meet for the first time and they insult each other in some unintelligible dialect until they get drunk and then sing Nationalist songs. Not that I'm implying oldhippy is a Brit or Aussie heaven forbid. Offhand I'd say from the Balkans as they fight with just about everyone.
Glasgow or Newcastle..UK... Disturbances every night... Lots to grumble about.
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43 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
Does the expression "madonna / whore syndrome" ring a bell?
Indeed it does, its outdated and quite irrelevant these days.
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10 minutes ago, bazza73 said:
I think they would both tell you I was a very good provider. My wife would tell you she was completely incompatible with me from day one. That's the disadvantage of both marrying as virgins. My defacto would tell you I was a pretty good lay, but unable to pick up on her more subtle emotional needs. She did come to me with a fair amount of emotional baggage, and flat broke. I never cheated on my wife, for 28 long years. I did cheat on my defacto at the end of the relationship. I certainly never treated them as housekeepers - if anything, I did more than my fair share of housework and gardening.
I'm sorry if I appear somewhat harsh in my views; however, you would have to experience it to understand it.
And I'm very close to heaven now.
God bless you Sir.
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3 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
ah those dialects!
Nah, its all about Cuttlerees.
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17 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
how do you pronounce "forks"?
The same as you would Spooon or Nife.
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8 minutes ago, MaeJoMTB said:
In all the bars, in all the world, I had to walk into the one she was working.
Buddha is not fussy mate, likes the happy hour, so he works in bars too.
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13 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
auch..... you never trusted your mother? And neither did your father?
The bond between mother and son is the best there is. Trust in the marriage bond is another issue.
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12 minutes ago, owl sees all said:
How right you are!
Met a beauty on Pattaya beach. Took her back to the hotel. Put the shower on; she followed me in. SHE was a HE. Gave him 100 baht to go back to the beach. I sat shocked on the bed; "The best bit of stuff on Beach road and it was a feller."
Never mind; 'get back on the horse' so to speak.
Walked down Soi Chyapoom and met the wife. Buddah works in mysterious ways!!!!!!
Why didn't my mum warn me?
I did'nt actually meet my wife...I crashed into her on my bicycle, and she got stuck on the forks.. [for 19 years]
Buddah, it seems, works on bicycles too.
What do you miss about western women that you find difficult to get from a Thai woman?
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Cant beat UK delicacies mate