chickenslegs

Pandemonium

Only one of them has an excellent beach (IMO).

The worst day of my life was when I walked down the aisle ... ... and saw that Tesco had raised the price of wine by 20%.

Crack

Oven

That was a requirement for the "Thailand Pass".

Pooh

Witch

Blues

It is not clear from the OP (and the linked press article is in Thai) whether the old person crossing the road was killed, or whether it was the motorcyclist who hit the back of the bus. I'm guessing that a 50 year old delivery motorcyclist (Pornsak) died when colliding with the back of a bus which stopped quickly due to an MG swerving to avoid an unnamed old person who stepped into the road under a pedestrian bridge. But anything is possible.

ATV

Tray

Percy filth! Edit: Wrong show. That's from Paula Wilcox in The Lovers.

Seed

You missed out ... Reefer madness.

They sound like purrfect pets.

Alsatians speak German and Dalmatians speak Dalmato. Yorkies speak a form of English. Scotties and Westies are only understood by each other.

Bloomers

Then you "get" my ironic post.

The suggestion was that the name has been changed to avoid using the term Farang (which some people find to be racist and offensive - not me). I was using irony to describe this action as political correctness gone mad, a term often used when genuine racist and offensive words are changed/banned.

If you fit that nudge bar and fill the fuel tank you probably doubled its current value. (sorry ????)

Political correctness gone mad! ????

Yes. Turn left and head to 1st class.

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