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chickenslegs

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  1. I have a feeling that my wife had a secret affair with one of the band Boston. In fact, it’s more than a feeling…
  2. That will please the rhyming slang jokers. Nothing rhymes with Kwasi Kwarteng.
  3. Maybe suggesting that he's from the south but, apparently, he's not Muslim.
  4. aEq1jep_460svav1.mp4
  5. He's not the only one.
  6. Yes, it's confusing because your wife should apply for a "Family Visa" to join you and "settle" in the UK, but a "Family Reunion Visa" is for asylum seekers etc to bring their family to join them. The site you posted gives just 2 choices 1) Settlement & 2) Family reunion - so "settlement is the one which applies to you (I'm assuming you are a British citizen).
  7. Settlement. Family reunion would be (e.g.) a child joining a parent or vice-versa - usually for asylum seekers and refugees.
  8. Apart from her being 30 and you being 66! NFT - (Normal for Thailand)
  9. He added "Don't worry, things can go back to normal after the holiday weekend".
  10. Would he be wise to leave Russia just now? Could be a coup opportunity for his opponents.????
  11. Quickie? [Quickie (sexual act), a brief or spontaneous episode of sexual activity] That's my best guess.
  12. My pet bird wanted to look like James Bond, so he trimmed his feathers. Now he’s a shorn canary.
  13. I just discovered that the woman I married is a lighthouse keeper. She only does basic ironing and a bit of dusting.
  14. That would ruin his chances of becoming a "head" surgeon.
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