It's Panto season - Oh yes it is!
Why is Cinderella rubbish at football? Her coach was a pumpkin.
A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says “would you like a pint?” The horse says, “no, two halves”.
Why does Dick Whittington have a beard? Because nine out of ten owners know that their cats prefer whiskers.
I had a job as part of a pantomime horse team once, but I quit when I was a head.
I asked the librarian for a book on pantomimes. He said, “It’s behind you”.