chickenslegs

Those labradors are vicious creatures, especially when hunting in packs ...

A list of 10 here. https://cpj.org/data/killed/asia/thailand/?status=Killed&motiveConfirmed[]=Confirmed&type[]=Journalist&cc_fips[]=TH&start_year=1992&end_year=2021&group_by=location

Turkey

Little known fact: Percy Shaw was inspired to invent "cats eyes" after driving down a dark lane and seeing his headlights reflected in the eyes of a cat which was walking towards him. The next day he saw the same cat, but it was walking in the other direction. That's how he came to invent the pencil sharpener.

Little known fact: John Ogilby created the first road map of Britain in 1675. At his funeral a year later in 1676, his wife stood in front of the mourners to read the eulogy. There was some confusion until she realised she was holding it upside down.

A man was on a ledge of a tall building contemplating suicide because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump when he saw below him a little disabled guy with no arms, dancing around. He thought maybe my life isn't so bad so he climbed down from the ledge and went to speak to the little dancing man. Thank you he said, I was going to jump off that ledge and kill myself until I saw you happily dancing around, even though you have no arms. The armless man said bitterly - My bum itches and I can't scratch it.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Countdown

Litter

Darling, this is just a misunderstanding. It's Sven - not seven. Sven is my Norwegian friend. He's still in the pub.

Wholes

Deal

Vain

This is so true ...

Guys, if you think your wife’s vagina is too big now that she’s had kids, it’s important not to mention it. Believe me I know, I once put my foot in it.

Midget porn films. I’ve never watched a full one - just little snatches.

No Lidl here, but there's a Mr DIY at my local supermarket - same result.

Toot