chickenslegs

Wombles

Maybe better not to advertise your buffet as "All you can eat". Some people will see it as a challenge.

Blind

Pompeii

Badger's

Back on page 16 https://apnews.com/article/kyle-rittenhouse-wisconsin-shootings-kenosha-ac4ff9ba75f00884ce6cd5e5932d5543 It appears that "would have changed their story" is a misrepresentation of what was actually said.

I don't think German flag taillights would look quite as cute.

Wing

The turkeys can't be expected to vote for Xmas.

Too late ...

Detroit

Downtown

If the grass seems greener on the other side of the fence it may be because of the neighbours leaking septic tank.

Little known fact: The crowbar was invented in France in 1748. Before that crows had to drink at home.

Villain

Quarter

Offer

If your extractor fan is a brand that has a local service centre, you could call them. Otherwise, I think that Numchai has a service centre that can repair most appliances. Might be worth a call to them. https://www.numchai.com/

Is it this place?

The kilt. This soldier is demonstrating what is worn under the kilt - Nothing at all, it's all in perfect working order ...

Pizza

Inside the house - 8 chairs around the dining table (hardly used, except at Christmas), 4 chairs at the breakfast bar, 3 office chairs (me, Mrs C, Miss C), 1 beanbag for Miss C (me and Mrs C can't go that low any longer), Daddies armchair, Mummies armchair, 2 sofas (not counted for the purpose of this survey), and a small wooden desk and chair set that Miss C is not willing to let go yet (she's 9 and it fits a 4/5 year old). Outside - a teak table with 4 chairs and 2 upholstered chairs with sofa (sofa not counted). So, 25 chairs for three of us in a modest 3-bedroom house and garden.