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    Pic with missing head is Owl. The chest hairs are a good clue.
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    The man who invented the double entendre died last week. His wife's taking it hard. One time, he wrote down too many double entendres and had to rub one out. My wife asked me for an example of a double entendre. So I gave her one. The only thing we don’t have a good cure for is premature ejaculation… but I hear that it’s coming quickly.
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    Stainless
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    I was hoping that it stopped at a pharmacy, then I could have ressurected this old joke ... A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flies open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin ?"
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    Sleep
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    Forker
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    Barn
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    Name
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    Crossroads
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    Raising
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    Auld Lang Syne (sign)
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    Most things take langer as we get aulder.
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    Whatever happened to the Royal rainmakers?
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    I looked for a message in my tea leaves this morning. Then I remembered we use teabags.
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    Ex-lax
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    What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Your wife is always eager to blow your bonus.
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    What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other ...
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    Ga Ga
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    Clockwork
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    That's not all she let down.
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    Daddy
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    Egyptology
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    Rhythm

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