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chickenslegs

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  1. I was hoping that it stopped at a pharmacy, then I could have ressurected this old joke ... A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flies open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin ?"
  2. Most things take langer as we get aulder.
  3. Whatever happened to the Royal rainmakers?
  4. I looked for a message in my tea leaves this morning. Then I remembered we use teabags.
  5. What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Your wife is always eager to blow your bonus.
  6. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other ...
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